Ick. Every time I see a bike with the word "Cafe" painted on it, it makes me want to puke. On the bike!
I guess to the extent that "Hipster" means "Poseur," an overdone, overcooked Carpy bike with Cafe painted on the tank might be suitable. Same for the tricked out mopeds and vintage vespas. Otherwise this article is a load of horse#$%*.