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Offline Terry in Australia

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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2006, 06:01:28 PM »
Now Terry, Easy Rider is still a classic from that era. Perhaps you should light one up and chill. :)

Oh, it's a classic alright! ;D
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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2006, 10:52:58 PM »
I got one that is right up there with SUCKS! Its called "Angels As Hard As They Come".I actually paid $1 for it at a yard sale on DVD and...DAMN!!!!...I want my $ back. When I was a young buck back in the early 70's,they had a B movie biker marathon at the local matinee(like 6 movies for the price of 1 or 2).A couple of my friends sat there all day watching these flicks.I remember Chrome & Hot Leather,Hell's Angels On Wheels,Hell's Angels 69'and that one where they went to Vietnam....(I recall it was called the losers)where they were ridin' Yamaha 250 dirtbikes with armor & machine guns and trying to break out POW's from a camp.Hella entertainment for a bunch of us little buggers back then but to watch it now........(can you say "B" movie?)  :D :D :D
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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2006, 11:00:14 PM »
I think Hells Angels on Wheels was more like an F movie.

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« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2006, 04:34:43 AM »
Worlds Fastest Indian the worst????? WTH guys   >:( >:( >:( >:( I loved it

no no you missed the conversation we mean how good of a movie it is.

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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2006, 05:32:03 AM »
you ain't vomited properly until you've seen "chopper chicks in zombietown"

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« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2006, 05:51:37 AM »
Worlds Fastest Indian the worst????? WTH guys   >:( >:( >:( >:( I loved it

no no you missed the conversation we mean how good of a movie it is.

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you ain't vomited properly until you've seen "chopper chicks in zombietown"

Sounds just grand  ;D I would watch but I am cutting back on the whole throwin up thing.

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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2006, 02:46:22 PM »
She-Devils on Wheels is a classic.  Bad cinema at its finest.  Click on the link for the trailer. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063595/trailers-screenplay-E14208-10-2
 

man i wish i could get some chic with big hair to beat me up like that ;D
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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2006, 04:29:55 PM »
Hell's Angels on Wheels
described the average HA biker fer sure, good buddy. ;D
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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2007, 03:29:41 PM »
Chopper chicks in Zombie Town! I share the same name as the guy who made that movie. I found out on IMDB.com Haha. Too bad I wasnt born when it was made or I could take the credit...
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« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2007, 03:38:06 PM »
"Stone" was the best motorcycle "cult" movie ever made, full stop.
Hey Terry - I managed just recently to buy the Stone DVD, which includes the director bits and interviews etc - now I can watch it again and again and again and again..................bliss.  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2007, 03:43:25 PM »
"Stone" was the best motorcycle "cult" movie ever made, full stop.
Hey Terry - I managed just recently to buy the Stone DVD, which includes the director bits and interviews etc - now I can watch it again and again and again and again..................bliss.  ;D ;D ;D
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G'Day Pete, hey can you "burn" me a copy mate? I've got it on VHS, but it's just about worn out!

Great movie for sure, I'd love to see what the "Gravediggers" (now the Vietnam Veterans Motorcycle Club, as Dave Benge mentioned earlier) would have treated those fags Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper, and their little butt-boy Jack Nicholson, ha ha! Cheers, Terry. ;D
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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2007, 03:45:57 PM »
Well, for you Terry, I reckon I could.
Will let you know by PM when done.
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« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2007, 03:50:21 PM »
"Torque" made me embarrassed to be a motorcyclist.

"Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man" is so bad, it's good.  8)

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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2007, 04:13:30 PM »
"The mini-skirt mob" gets my vote for worst.

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« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2007, 04:46:02 PM »
Hey, why not a share a motorcycle movie network. :)

If we've got one we can ship around to folks that will ship back....this would never work.

How about a burn a copy network, oops copyrights....

Ok nevermind.

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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2007, 06:11:47 PM »
Haha that She-devils on wheels trailer looks like something out of a highschool play. lol Did people actually think these movies would make it???

From everything I hear, it made money.  Of course they only spent about 50 bucks filming it.
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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2007, 06:38:32 PM »
Hey, why not a share a motorcycle movie network. :)

If we've got one we can ship around to folks that will ship back....this would never work.

How about a burn a copy network, oops copyrights....

Ok nevermind.

Ever hear about doing things on the "down low" it a NY tradition.  ;D
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« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2007, 08:32:04 PM »
I tried to watch Hells Angels on Wheels when it was on speed... I think I died a little inside that night but there's a movie that Im sure no one has heard of called "Nomad Riders" which redefines crap.

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« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2007, 09:46:35 PM »
sorry to veer off subject a bit but I saw a excellent movie called the *motorcycle diaries*, I have the dvd somewhere and cant find it..what was the bike that the two young guys went touring on, i cant recall?

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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2007, 10:20:09 PM »
sorry to veer off subject a bit but I saw a excellent movie called the *motorcycle diaries*, I have the dvd somewhere and cant find it..what was the bike that the two young guys went touring on, i cant recall?

Sounds familiar.  Was one of the young guys a murdering commie basta&d?

It was a 500cc Norton.
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Re: Worst Motorcycle movie ever?
« Reply #45 on: January 21, 2007, 03:00:50 AM »
Well, for you Terry, I reckon I could.
Will let you know by PM when done.
Peter.

Good on ya Pete, thanks mate! ;D
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« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2007, 04:28:28 AM »
well ofreen I believe he was a revolutionary yes.... !No lo vamos a olvidar! We won't let him be forgotten....is the cry they still use today.

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Actually I read his biography after seeing the movie, it was really interesting.

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« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2007, 05:02:53 AM »
well ofreen I believe he was a revolutionary yes....

He was a killer.
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« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2007, 12:13:10 PM »
I never said he was or wasnt a killer, thats for the individual to decide...hes just another part of history and its violence...war, religion, greed and power walk hand in hand......

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« Reply #49 on: January 21, 2007, 12:15:30 PM »
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