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Offline hondalav

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5 cannibals
« on: March 27, 2013, 05:05:03 AM »
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a new Mining project.

During the welcoming ceremony, the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees."

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later, the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others,
"Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"

A hand is hesitantly raised.

The leader of the cannibals says, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers so no one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!"

Offline raymond10078

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Re: 5 cannibals
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2013, 05:24:38 AM »
1978 CB750A (upgrading very, very slowly)

Past bikes - Honda: SL350, CX650C, CB900C, CB1000C, CM450A; Kawasaki: several 1972 750 H2's; Suzuki: TC90J.

Bikes I want: CX650ED, a mid-sized japanese V-twin with ABS.

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Re: 5 cannibals
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2013, 06:25:31 AM »
oops, didn't realize that had been posted before :-[

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Re: 5 cannibals
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2013, 07:37:55 AM »
Technically you didn't - this other joke was about five cannibals in a defense company, not for a mining project.

1978 CB750A (upgrading very, very slowly)

Past bikes - Honda: SL350, CX650C, CB900C, CB1000C, CM450A; Kawasaki: several 1972 750 H2's; Suzuki: TC90J.

Bikes I want: CX650ED, a mid-sized japanese V-twin with ABS.