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Re: Don't trust people - pointless rant
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2006, 09:02:09 AM »
Just brush-paint your helmet pink with "I'M A FAG" emblazoned across the back, and I reckon it'll still be there when you come outta that store mate! ;D

Depends on where you park the bike  :-*   ;D

Went on a 3 day river trip with some friends a couple of years ago and rented canoes from a place called Fagan`s Canoes. Couldn`t figure out why we were getting all these strange looks and snickers everytime we stopped somewhere until we noticed that on 2 of the canoes somebody had scraped off some of the letters so it spelled Fag  `s Canoe  :o
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Re: Don't trust people - pointless rant
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2006, 11:01:57 AM »
now thats funny. :D
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Re: Don't trust people - pointless rant
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2006, 05:08:39 PM »
Just brush-paint your helmet pink with "I'M A FAG" emblazoned across the back, and I reckon it'll still be there when you come outta that store mate! ;D

Depends on where you park the bike  :-*   ;D


Well that's true Einy, if you parked it outside the "Blue Oyster Bar" the crowd'd be fighting over it! (and probably over you too.........) ;D
« Last Edit: July 29, 2006, 05:11:33 PM by Terry in Australia »
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Re: Don't trust people - pointless rant
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2006, 05:57:31 PM »
or maybe the bar i saw in South Beach one time - "The White Swallow"...
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Re: Don't trust people - pointless rant
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2006, 06:55:14 PM »
Just reading this thread gets me fired up.  People Suck!! 

That's why I'm for public Rattan Caning----Remember the kid from the U.S. that spray painted stuff in Singapore and got caught.  Bet he never painted there again. 

I bet it would work wonders with bike and gear thiefs.

 



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Re: Don't trust people - pointless rant
« Reply #30 on: July 29, 2006, 06:07:23 AM »
Just reading this thread gets me fired up. People Suck!!

That's why I'm for public Rattan Caning----Remember the kid from the U.S. that spray painted stuff in Singapore and got caught. Bet he never painted there again.

I bet it would work wonders with bike and gear thiefs.

I am with ya 100% on this one- I'd like to see some actual punishment doled out in this country..  BUT, then we'd have all sorts of criminal advocy groups crying out that this was abusive, and that criminals were feeling oppressed!

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Re: Don't trust people - pointless rant
« Reply #31 on: July 29, 2006, 11:44:15 AM »
I never leave my helmet at the bike,....it's like a young guys sport to piss in.
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Re: Don't trust people - pointless rant
« Reply #32 on: July 29, 2006, 12:21:12 PM »

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I am with ya 100% on this one- I'd like to see some actual punishment doled out in this country..  BUT, then we'd have all sorts of criminal advocy groups crying out that this was abusive, and that criminals were feeling oppressed!

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Couldn't have said it better.  Here in NH they have nice Air Conditioning in the prisons. When they were building the new county nursing home they went over budget and decided to cut out the AC unit.  Theres a hell of a reward for living your life within the law.

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Re: Don't trust people - pointless rant
« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2006, 05:20:21 PM »
Hmmnn, that's an idea, I've got a couple of elderly parents who are having problems getting up the stairs in their house, but retirement homes are so damn expensive, maybe I could frame 'em for a heinous crime (maybe flailing a helmet thief with an apple peeler?) so they get sentenced to life imprisonment in one of those nice cushy jails?

Let's face it, they're never gonna get out of that retirement home anyway, and I can visit 'em regularly, they'll get 24 hour "around the clock" supervision, and 3 square meals a day, free medical and a host of activities to keep their ol' criminal minds off committing more vile crimes against humanity, before they retire to their comfy air-conditioned cells? Bonus! Now where did I leave that apple peeler?  ;D 
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Don't trust people - pointless rant
« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2006, 06:54:58 PM »
Terry, absolutely brilliant!  Just Brilliant!  oops! Does that make me an accessory to a crime?