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A biker dies and goes to heaven, he's the 3rd person in line, and noticed that the other 2 are also bikers, St. Peter is talking to the first person in line. " Mr. Mooney, i see here that you had a good life, but it also says you cheated on your wife with 10 women. So you will get to spend eternity riding around on this Honda street bike, instead of the Harley you had in life. Welcome to Heaven." The first biker says yes he did, and he is very sorry for having done that, accepts his motorcycle and rides off. St. Peter then turns to the 2nd person in line and says, "Mr. Dewitt, i see here that you had a good life, but it also says you cheated on your wife with 40 women. So you will get to spend eternity riding around on this Yamaha dirt bike, instead of the Harley you had in life. Welcome to Heaven."
At this point the 3rd biker starts to think, well i never cheated on my wife, but i haven't always lived the best life, i might not get anything good here. St. Peter turns to him and says, " Mr. Howard, i see here that you had a good life, it says you never cheated on your wife, and always at least tried to do the right thing, even when you failed. So you will get to spend eternity riding around on this Harley fatboy, the exact bike of your dreams. Welcome to Heaven."
His eyes start to tear up, it is exactly what he always wanted, but could never get in life. He is about to say thank you, when he looks around, suddenly gets a angry expression on his face, St. Peter ask's, " are you not happy this is what you have always wanted?" he says, "oh it isn't this, this is perfect couldn't be any better" Peter says, then what is wrong, the biker points off to the right and says, " that's my wife over there on that moped"
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