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intro "Our Story"
« on: April 26, 2013, 06:56:01 PM »
  I am Donuts of Richmond Ca. I'm not particularly smart, good looking or tall. The good news is I have most of my teeth and I can count to 100 without any help.
  Recently I rescued a lonely '76 CB550k with 30,000 miles. Despite its relatively low miles this thing is weathered, damaged and modified beyond it's actual wear.
   Poor thing, it's not her fault. She's just an innocent bike with a good heart and big dreams. Her condition is the result of neglect and broken promises. Betrayed by weak, blind owners her beauty and strength were left to fade in the back yards of Berkeley Ca before she was abandoned on a San Francisco street. While being picked at by crack heads, and poor hipsters she collected citations and pigeon sh*t. For further punishment and blame she was taken to the "city tow" and languished for months in a dusty water front warehouse. The indignity of being auctioned off was only softened by the possibility of a new sincere relationship.
   That's when we met. Under the scars and shame I saw her beautiful curves and desire to please. BAM! "Sold to the man with most of his teeth!" I had no business spending $600.00 on a glancing flirt but in my experience the good looking damaged ones are the best ride. Besides I figured I could be a hero and she wouldn't ask for much.
 Well, it's been a month. Cleaned the gummed up carbs, charged battery, rebuilt front brake system, ran through wiring. I got her started and warmed up! I haven't thrown my leg over yet but that anxious purr indicates her willingness. It's only proper to rub her down lube her up and fiddle with the pipes before taking a long fast ride. I'll probably take it easy though it's been a while for both of us.
Cheers Guys, looking forward to hanging out.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2013, 07:00:23 PM by donuts »
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Re: intro "Our Story"
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2013, 07:45:28 PM »
Lmao best introduction in a long time!

Welcome, I too have most of my teeth.
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2013, 07:53:38 PM »
1+ funny intro ;D
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2013, 08:17:06 PM »
+2, your going to fit in just fine.... ;D
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2013, 08:18:42 PM »
Thanks Fellas

I gotta sign out.
 Man, the gaps in my teeth are so wide I once bit a cheeseburger and missed.    (ok thats enough)
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2013, 08:36:18 PM »
Hey, consider joining the relay when it comes through your area the weekend of 6-1. 8)
http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=118076.125
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2013, 08:49:33 AM »
Welcome and i dont
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2013, 05:52:40 AM »
welcome

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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2013, 06:31:05 AM »
Welcome and thanks for the fun intro.
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2013, 09:06:53 AM »
Another character to add more color to our colorful collection of misfit toys...welcome
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2013, 09:30:22 AM »
Welcome! Judging by your avatar it looks like you have an interest in cocks. Cocks are cool. I haven't seen many cocks dressed up like your cock is. What size is your cock?

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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2013, 01:20:34 PM »
LMAO best intro ever...

Welcome aboard. :)
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2013, 02:39:23 PM »
Welcome! Judging by your avatar it looks like you have an interest in cocks. Cocks are cool. I haven't seen many cocks dressed up like your cock is. What size is your cock?


I know I'm gonna regret replying to this, but..... "No, that's not my cock. I cut the head off and ate mine along time ago."

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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2013, 02:42:54 PM »
Hmmm, not a cock head then.... :o
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2013, 05:04:33 PM »
haha!

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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2013, 07:55:00 PM »
LMFAO!!!
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