Ok,
here it is,
the "I need to feel good thread by lording it over everyone whom is not me thread"
an example:
Why Daddy?
A. Because I said so.
WHY are there bad people in the world Daddy?
a- because without them there bad people , your Moma wouldn't realize what a great guy I am.
WHY: Is the sky blue.
a- Because God said every time you ask me that question you have to help me work on my motorcycle.

peace,
michel
ps. "WHY" must be capitalized at the start of the question.
"a" must be included so us genuises know where to start looking for the life changing answers.