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Offline 74cb750

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Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...part duex
« on: May 17, 2013, 02:30:39 PM »
don't do this
don't do that
so I got up and made my own sign...




on my way back to the old country (The Great White North) and
thought I'd leave you all with something  ;D

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...part duex
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 02:48:26 PM »
yeah!
the sign "no photos or video allowed" of the baristas at coffee stands.  ::)  WTF?!?!  ;D
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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...part duex
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2013, 04:50:15 AM »
The One Whom Must Be Obeyed
at least in this house,
has ordered me to take it down. :'(

But I just keep forgetting to follow orders  ;D

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...part duex
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2013, 02:01:05 PM »
yeah!
the sign "no photos or video allowed" of the baristas at coffee stands.  ::)  WTF?!?!  ;D

I think I've been to that coffee stand fly. There is a very good reason for that  8) You're camera would melt!


Not really a sign but this always makes me laugh.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2013, 02:03:18 PM by Duanob »
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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...part duex
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2013, 09:26:22 AM »
Go metric, every inch of the way!

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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2013, 09:33:12 AM »
Google and I can do this all day.

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...part duex
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2013, 09:44:28 AM »
best sign ever



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...part duex
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2013, 10:15:18 AM »
8)


"CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE GIVEN A SHOT OF ESPRESSO AND A PUPPY"
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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...part duex
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2013, 11:40:06 AM »
GOod ones.

What should my next sign read?

Nothing dirty now, as I still have to live here.

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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2013, 12:21:57 PM »


But this may lead some to look for said turtle.
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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...part duex
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2013, 12:22:20 PM »
Please do not throw stones at this sign.

Welcome to Nobody Cares. Population _____

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Please neuter your pets, and weird friend and relatives.

Will eat for food

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...part duex
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2013, 12:28:23 PM »
Go metric, every inch of the way!

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...part duex
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2013, 01:14:58 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

all good ones.

I came home from the woods (cutting firewood to keep my significant other warm in the winter)

and she took down my sign!

 :'(

Well I never!
I think I will suggest she sleep in the unheated garage over the winter.
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