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Offline 70CB750

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World's Shortest Essay competition.
« on: June 10, 2013, 05:30:42 AM »
This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Tyler , Texas - who won the World's Shortest Essay competition.

He was awarded a scholarship at Texas A & M University for his imagination and humor.

It's an example of absolute brilliance......

A creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1) Religion

2) Royalty

3) Physical Disability

4) Racism

5) Homosexuality


The prize-winner wrote:

"'My God", cried the Queen, "That one-legged is a queer."
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Re: World's Shortest Essay competition.
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2013, 10:58:12 AM »
he missed the racism out [ thankfully ]