This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Tyler , Texas - who won the World's Shortest Essay competition.
He was awarded a scholarship at Texas A & M University for his imagination and humor.
It's an example of absolute brilliance......
A creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Physical Disability
4) Racism
5) Homosexuality
The prize-winner wrote:
"'My God", cried the Queen, "That one-legged is a queer."