fenders,
You've been jacked by some of the "finest" jokers here on the forums, probably has something to do with your boasts in the title caught their eye like blood in the water for a shark.
Since the 450 twin is just 1/2 a motorcycle, two cylinder shy, in their eyes your boast couldn't go unchallenged.
Hummm, I have two single cylinder bikes (70 & 90), two twin cylinder bikes (150 and 500) and a "quad" cylinder bike (four-cylinder) (550) ...all Hondas.
Hang in there, they will eventually be bored or something more "fun" will catch their eye...
Squirrel!