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Offline 70CB750

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Cagers say the darndest things
« on: June 20, 2013, 05:18:27 AM »
Yesterday I was puting gloves on in the parking lot of a Safeway and a good looking 40 or so lady pulls up in a big ole car:

"I should not be saying this since I am a married woman, but this whole motorcycle thing is sexy."

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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2013, 05:37:25 AM »
Getting hit on by a young atractive cougar?
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2013, 06:56:51 AM »
hahaha....sweet!  ;D
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2013, 08:00:20 AM »
Babe magnet.
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2013, 08:31:54 AM »
Chix dig da bikes whether they want to admit it or not.
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2013, 03:53:45 PM »
Did you engage her in conversation?
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2013, 04:09:49 PM »
I smiled and said thank you. 
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2013, 06:13:27 PM »
Yesterday I was puting gloves on in the parking lot of a Safeway and a good looking 40 or so lady pulls up in a big ole car:

"I should not be saying this since I am a married woman, but this whole motorcycle thing is sexy."

 :)

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My reply? Wanna get a room?

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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2013, 04:18:48 AM »
and the wife is travelling and all that too  :) :)

My wife, when she gets back, will be checking the bed for hair.  Dog's hair actually, she was very firm about not letting the lab sleep on her side of the bed  ;D
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2013, 04:41:30 AM »
Must have been the same woman who hit on me the other day ;)
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2013, 08:29:55 AM »
it was a dude. ;D
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2013, 10:06:44 AM »
Nice! Bet that brought a smile to your face  ;)
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2013, 10:28:49 AM »
I usually get the, "I see why you wear a full-face helmet."

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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2013, 10:45:55 AM »
Man,
What a difference a decade makes! For you a 40 year old woman is an older lady, for me it hits the right spot! :-)
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2013, 11:01:56 AM »
Actually 40 years old is 10 years younger than me  ;D

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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2013, 11:23:24 AM »
How many have heard this one, .....I didn't see You...
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2013, 12:30:32 PM »
Friday, three guys in a car waited for me min front of Walmart:


"Is it a 3 cylinder, two stroke?"


I say it is 4 cylinder four stroke.  Than I showed them kickstart and I could easily walk around and collect money for the performance  :)

754: I don't really care to hear that line.
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2013, 12:40:10 PM »
Riding what doesn't "belong" to you can spell disaster in many forms. What happens in Vegas sometimes follows you home and wreck's your life and can lead to medical issues or lifelong medical issues these days.
Think I would like the ego boost and leave it at that...

Former co-worker back in the late 80s or early 90s got married and then divorced after about 6 months with new hubby. Took walk on wild side and was quite promiscuous sleeping with multiple brief encounter partners, bought a Harley Sportster back when they were $$$ and hard to get, and ended up with an STD before she heeded the path to destruction she was traveling. Her hubby bought her a nice boob job out of the divorce. One of her girlfriends whom was another co-worker & good friend privately shared some of the details.
She was very attractive and the cosmetic surgery made her much more popular and did her career in sales and marketing some good...  She was and is a smart lady, just made some bad decisions with poor judgement.

Hearing that line 754 is after a bad or very bad outcome.
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2013, 05:14:02 PM »
Women just love the idea of RIDING a GIANT vibrator, THAT'S what really gets them OFF!!!!


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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2013, 05:56:46 PM »
Women just love the idea of RIDING a GIANT vibrator, THAT'S what really gets them OFF!!!!


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You mean Harley Davidson, right?
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2013, 06:01:10 PM »
I usually get the, "I see why you wear a full-face helmet."

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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2013, 08:57:20 PM »
Doesn't JUST have to be a HD!! My V-TWIN will work just as good!!! at half the price!!!


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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2013, 05:31:06 AM »
Another experience:

Traffic light, guys in the next lane, pickup truck, looked like work crew:

"Is it a Triumph?"

Gotta love them cagers  ;D
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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2013, 06:00:29 AM »
How many have heard this one, .....I didn't see You...

It is a lot better to be able to hear them say it, then having them say to the cop standing next to your mangled corpse.

Just a little soap box moment but, Cars are much easier to spot them motorcycles, LOOK FOR THEM, EXPECT THEM TO DO THE WRONG THING, BE READY TO ACT ACCORDINGLY.

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Re: Cagers say the darndest things
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2013, 03:00:49 AM »
How many have heard this one, .....I didn't see You...


heard this after i broke the sidewindow of a benz with my head(helmet). luckily only bruises but bike was trash.
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