speaking English
>
> > >> >>> A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and
> > >> >> engage in an animated conversation.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
> > >> >> first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
them
> >say
> > >> >the
> > >> >following:
> > >> >>
> > >> >> "Emma come first. Den I come.
> > >> >> Den two asses come together.
> > >> >> I come once-a-more!
> > >> >> Two asses, they come together again.
> > >> >> I come again and pee twice.
> > >> >> Then I come one lasta time."<BR>><BR>> The lady can't take
this
> >any
> > >>more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
> > >> >pig,"
> > >> >she retorted indignantly. In this country. we don't speak
aloud
in
> > >> >Public
> > >> >places about our sex lives."<BR>><BR>> "Hey, coola down lady,"
said
> >the
> > >>man.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to
> >spell
> > >> >'Mississippi'."
> > >> >>
> > >> >> $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
> > >> >>
> > >