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Car Ads - Post replies here!
« on: April 27, 2005, 12:56:35 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2005, 09:01:29 PM »
the car ads are great everyone of them is funny as s*&t the need to have one for the hummer and any thing ford builds.

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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2005, 09:26:19 PM »
bricktop im sorry but you and your adversness to making sense are about as funny as all the humor posts... including your signature
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2005, 10:42:00 PM »
OK Steve, I'm lying in bed laughing my A** off!

Is there such a car as a "skoda"??

What is a "tosser" (the VW bug convertible)

And the Bentley is just too funny for words!!

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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2005, 01:05:07 AM »
Hello Linda.

Skoda was an Eastern European maker of cars that had a reputation for being cheap and nasty for the masses...   Then they were taken over by VW and the latest models are based on the Passat and extremely good value (with VW build and reliability). BUT - they're still Skodas to most of us...

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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 05:38:16 AM »
And a w****r is one who w**** !  ;D

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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2005, 07:07:00 AM »

Is there such a car as a "skoda"??

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I drive a Skoda. Had a good chuckle at the ad, though  ;D Car of the Year in Denmark in 2000 as well as 1996 (thereabouts, memory fading). One of the oldest manufacturers in Europe. In the 20s considered one of the finest cars in production. Produced in the eastern bloc, but still having a quality of build and finish to make it an attractive buy in the west. Owned today by VW, acts as a testing ground for new models such as the Polo and Passat, as well as Audi. One of the few completely galvanised cars available at the time  :o. In all ways the "eastern" Skodas as well as the "VW" Skodas where and are excellent value for money, probably the best value for money cars available today! Lots of people make (pretty good) jokes about Skoda here in Denmark, but Skoda owners here are one of the fastest growing groups of car owners, with good reasons. If there are any Czechs out the, you have good reason to be proud.

BTW my daily ride is a two stroke MZ from Zschopau in East Germany, probably about 100km from the Skoda factory. Another "joke" bike, but tough as bloody nails, quality parts, easy to fix, illustrious history and with a huge fan community....a Skoda on two wheels. Both Skoda and MZ are relatively unknown outside of Europe, but if you can get your fingers in one you wont regret it! There!
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2005, 07:19:21 AM »
These are (fairly) harmless pokes of fun at various car ads from the UK. 

They are not meant to be taken seriously (good job there are no Bentley owners on the board - or are there?)
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2005, 09:42:03 AM »
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They are not meant to be taken seriously (good job there are no Bentley owners on the board - or are there?)
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I (dont) drive a Bently. Had a good chuckle at the ad, though  :D  ....... One of the oldest manufacturers in Europe. In the 20s considered one of the finest cars in production. Owned today by VW, acts as a testing ground for new models such as the Polo and Passat, as well as Audi. And.....geez, I think I have uncovered on of the biggest conspiracies of all time - Bently IS Skoda, just under a different name!
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2005, 08:22:15 PM »
bricktop im sorry but you and your adversness to making sense are about as funny as all the humor posts... including your signature


His signature is actually a quote from Winston Churchill :)

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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2005, 09:38:21 PM »
I hate to tell you....Bricktop's signature is from the movie "Dr. Strangelove" and it was George C. Scott who said it in the movie. Also starring Peter Sellers.

Could this be the first Sellers reference on the "new" Board?
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2005, 02:08:50 AM »
That quote is usually attributed to Churchill ??

Did Sellers steal it?  (second reference to Sellers)
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2005, 08:46:12 AM »
George C. Scott said it! Peter Sellers was in the movie.
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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2005, 04:47:04 PM »
The quote "You can't fight in here this is the war Room" is Peter Sellers (as the President)   speaking to George C. Scott and the russian ambassador after George C. Scott caught the russian ambassador taking pictures of "The Big Board" in Dr. Strangelove.
The second one is from The Great Winston Churchill.