I think I'll show this to my wife and pretend to be serious just to see if I can get her to #$%* her pants.
"really honey, it's gonna be worth AT LEAST $5000 more after we fill the garage with all of it and I spend hundreds of hours in there cleaning and tinkering. Oh, and I have to drive it all back from his place 3000 miles so once we get the second mortgage to pay for it I'll be gone for a few weeks."
:-)