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Offline Duke McDukiedook

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The balloonist and the engineer
« on: June 28, 2013, 10:52:02 AM »
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." 
 
The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet about the ground. You are between 42 and 44 degrees north latitude and between 83 and 85 degrees west longitude."
 
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. 
"I am," replied the man, "but how did you know?" 
 
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost." 
 
The man below responded, "You must be a manager." 
"I am," replied the balloonist, "how did you know?" 
 
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are exactly in the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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Re: The balloonist and the engineer
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2013, 03:09:20 PM »
Nice!  Where are you MarK?
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Re: The balloonist and the engineer
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2013, 04:34:52 PM »
Nice!  Where are you MarK?

Wondering what an engineering manager would do.

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Re: The balloonist and the engineer
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2013, 12:08:16 AM »
Sod all mate 'cos he got promoted to manager when he couldn't do the job right
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Re: The balloonist and the engineer
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2013, 09:44:38 PM »
Nice!  Where are you MarK?

Wondering what an engineering manager would do.

I think he is in the rear balloon following the first one.
"Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."   Josey Wales

"It's Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you." Ervin Burrell

CB750 K3 crat | (2) 1986 VFR750F