Topic: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

[Jonesy]

(A little political humor for us Stateside... )

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?                       
                                                                 
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:                                 

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.  Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?                                   
                                                                     
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Democrat's Answer:                       
                                                                       
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!  Does the man look poor!  Or oppressed?  Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?  Could we run away?  What does my wife think? What about the kids?  Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?  What does the law say about this situation?  Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?  Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?  Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?  Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?  If I were to grab his knees ! and hol d on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?  Should I call 911? Why is this street so deserted?  We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.  This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.                                                             

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Republican's Answer:                   
                                                                       
                                                                       
BANG!                           
                                                                       
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Southerner's Answer:                       
                                                                       
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click................(sounds of reloading.)    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?   

Son: Can I shoot the next one!   

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[cbjunkie]

 

or, if you're Noel, you shatter the blade with a single bullet and then argue with him until he wants to kill himself, i.e. sucide bomber.  (props Noel)

[Rsnip988]

Southerner and republican 

"praise the lord and pass the amunition"

RKS

[ic455]

Southerner!

[75750SS]

Republican, Southerner wanna be!

[GoatBaSS]

Southern True enough. GRASS ROOTS YELLOW DOG DYED FROM BIRTH DEMOCRAT( but I vote my conscious you chiken$#!+ lame@$$). And for you hard core Repubs out there be nice, cause with out us you would not have most of your party (splitters).