Author Topic: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever  (Read 22401 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Retro Rocket

  • Eggs are hard due too a
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 19,279
  • ROCK & ROLL
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #50 on: January 20, 2014, 11:54:38 AM »
What a funny thread.... ;D  ::)  TB, i like your choice in guitars.... ;)
750 K2 1000cc
750 F1 970cc
750 Bitsa 900cc
If You can't fix it with a hammer, You've got an electrical problem.

Offline kghost

  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 6,855
  • www.facebook.com/RetroMecanicaAustralia
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #51 on: January 20, 2014, 12:41:48 PM »
All the earth tones from the 70's were hideous.

Honda started out the 70's with some great metallic candy's in blue, red, orange and Gold.

Then we got the earth tones. Even in carpets and kitchens during that era. It was ugly then and ugly now.

Stranger in a strange land

Offline nccb

  • Expert
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,145
  • 1974 CB750 Four
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #52 on: January 20, 2014, 12:44:25 PM »
oi vey, unless there is some history of abuse here, how did this become the way it is?

Offline fmctm1sw

  • Old Timer
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,042
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #53 on: January 20, 2014, 05:32:35 PM »
Those old honda Hawks were hideous.  I had a '78 for a spell a few years back.   this..
« Last Edit: January 20, 2014, 05:35:51 PM by fmctm1sw »
Quote from: 754
Dude is that a tire ? or an O-ring..??

Quote from: inkscars
This is not a pod thread
This is not a #$%* on my vacuum gauges thread
This is a help or GTFO thread.

1973 CB350F
1973 CB350G
1975 CB550K
1983 GL650I
1973 CB750K3 (http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=92888.0)
1984 Kawasaki KLT-250 (AKA 3 wheeler of death)
1994 Honda TRX300
1999 Honda TRX250

Offline Damfino

  • Sneaky, Evil, Magnificent Bastard of a
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 5,216
  • Look at the grouse! NYUK,NYUK,NYUK!
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #54 on: January 20, 2014, 05:37:17 PM »
there it is...


Jeez....I miss Gary Larson!  ;D
Your Message Here!
You can still call me 'Schmitty'

1976 CB 750
2014 CB 1100DLX
2015 Harley Davidson Freewheeler



You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

Offline LesterPiglet

  • Old Timer
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,046
  • 1977 CB550F2
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #55 on: January 20, 2014, 05:39:14 PM »
Those old honda Hawks were hideous.  I had a '78 for a spell a few years back.   this..
They were called Dreams in the UK. We called them bubbly dreams so as not to confuse them with Superdreams (CB250N).
Yep, fugly.
'Then' and 'than' are completely different words and have completely different meanings. Same with 'of' and 'have'. Set and sit. There, their and they're. Draw and drawer. Could care less/couldn't care less. Bought/brought FFS.


Les Ross.            Certified by a Professional

Offline FunJimmy

  • Who you calling
  • Old Timer
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,802
  • Vancouver
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #56 on: January 20, 2014, 08:54:27 PM »
As a late comer to the thread, I'd suggest you two put down your guns, agree to disagree and go home!

Oh, and BTW, yellow plug wires are all the rage.

Now scram, you pesky kids.
You never see a motorcycle parked outside of a psychiatrist's office!

CB550 Cafe Interceptor a Gentlemans Roadster
http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=27159.0

Offline kghost

  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 6,855
  • www.facebook.com/RetroMecanicaAustralia
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2014, 01:14:22 PM »
How dare you.......I Have yellow plug wires!

And my ex wife who I was married to when I installed them is highly offended as she liked them back in 2002
Stranger in a strange land

Offline Carver

  • Hot Shot
  • ***
  • Posts: 251
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2014, 01:32:45 PM »
We can just end this thread by blanketing anything made in the 80's.
Cb 750 k3
Cb 450 dohc k4

Offline Carver

  • Hot Shot
  • ***
  • Posts: 251
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #59 on: January 21, 2014, 01:35:23 PM »
Also as a 450 owner the brown and the green are my least favorites. The best ones being polynesian metallaic blue, red, and sunrise orange flake.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2014, 02:02:03 PM by Carver »
Cb 750 k3
Cb 450 dohc k4

Offline 2strokeTrush

  • Can you get that back together sonny?
  • Hot Shot
  • ***
  • Posts: 608
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #60 on: January 21, 2014, 02:05:41 PM »
Two pages and no mention of this monstrosity?

(Yes, that IS a 250)



There is more then just the paint thats ugly on that my friend!
If You Aint First Your Last!!

 350F project-http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=133079.0

500F Project-http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=135660.0

Offline martin99

  • UK Based, Non-
  • Master
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,733
  • Adventure before Dementia
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #61 on: January 21, 2014, 03:09:52 PM »
Those old honda Hawks were hideous.  I had a '78 for a spell a few years back.   this..
They were called Dreams in the UK. We called them bubbly dreams so as not to confuse them with Superdreams (CB250N).
Yep, fugly.

We called them wet dreams on this side of the Irish Sea Les. Kind of embarrassing if you had one...
Build threads:
77 750F2 Refresh Project http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=144075.0
TRIBSA http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,160296.0.html

1977 CB750 F2
1958 Norton Model 99
2011 Triumph Street Triple 675

Offline kghost

  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 6,855
  • www.facebook.com/RetroMecanicaAustralia
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #62 on: January 21, 2014, 07:20:59 PM »
Maybe Fenders girlfriend is brown?

Without pictures this thread is worthless lol
Stranger in a strange land

fendersrule

  • Guest
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #63 on: January 21, 2014, 08:20:03 PM »
To each his own. I think that CBR in orange is a great color. Just like I think Honda's Brown is a great color for the CB450.


I F&$*iung hate anything blue (I'm irish). I hate anything red since EVERYONE has a red bike. Brown is unique, and subtle.

« Last Edit: January 21, 2014, 08:21:40 PM by fendersrule »

Offline LesterPiglet

  • Old Timer
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,046
  • 1977 CB550F2
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #64 on: January 21, 2014, 09:43:58 PM »
I didn't know being of certain descent made you chromatically challenged. You may not believe this but I am Irish. I love blue, and orange, and green.   ;D
« Last Edit: January 21, 2014, 09:45:36 PM by LesterPiglet »
'Then' and 'than' are completely different words and have completely different meanings. Same with 'of' and 'have'. Set and sit. There, their and they're. Draw and drawer. Could care less/couldn't care less. Bought/brought FFS.


Les Ross.            Certified by a Professional

Offline Retro Rocket

  • Eggs are hard due too a
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 19,279
  • ROCK & ROLL
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #65 on: January 21, 2014, 11:26:31 PM »
Brown is unique, and subtle.

I wouldn't call POOP unique and subtle    ???
750 K2 1000cc
750 F1 970cc
750 Bitsa 900cc
If You can't fix it with a hammer, You've got an electrical problem.

Offline kghost

  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 6,855
  • www.facebook.com/RetroMecanicaAustralia
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #66 on: January 22, 2014, 12:28:35 AM »
Brown is unique, and subtle.

I wouldn't call POOP unique and subtle    ???

Aaaannnnnd......point......set ........match.

Last one out turn off the lights
Stranger in a strange land

Online calj737

  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 21,021
  • I refuse...
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #67 on: January 22, 2014, 04:59:01 AM »
I have to wonder whether Fender's vantage is somewhat re-oriented because it's his GF's bike color? And that she graduated from "Design" school, so it MUST be right.

All ribbing aside, I actually like the metallic browns on the vintage Hondas. Don't care for the decals and flat brown (Poop, absolutely Poop) but the "Rootbeer and Black" is a cool color.

Not so keen on the Repsol livery, but many race liveries are a tad over the top anyway and not meant for street.
'74 550 Build http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=126401.0
'73 500 Build http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=132935.0

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of it's victim may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis

fendersrule

  • Guest
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #68 on: January 22, 2014, 08:56:26 AM »
I just think brown in a good shade can be a subtle color that is actually quite nice. I was seriously considering brown as an option over black because black will make my CB450 look too small for my big ass, so brown was a consideration because it's dark, but doesn't shrink the bike down nearly as much.

Bill posted the worst possible picture of a brown CB450 with shoddy contrast which I still think was directed at me, especially given the syntax of the thread title..

People who hate brown: I'm shocked that you would dare to eat chocolate, drink mochas, wear a baseball mit, or approach a UPS worker. How could you dare to wear brown khakis or shorts? What about that pair of brown shoes in your closet? You wouldn't want to tell most people in the world that they haves poopy eyes. :) Poop isn't the only thing that's brown, just like piss isn't the only thing that's yellow.

With that logic we should start hating white or cream and say that it looks like jizz?

Again, to each his own. Everyone has different emotions for colors and reasons for not preferring them. I like the Repsol color too. That's the color I would get if I were to get a CBR. I like Orange and black that is loud and in your face. That's the way a CBR should be, that's how it's marketed too! Worst thing you can do is color it more bland and make it look like every sport bike in the world.

God forbid it be red. Red is the worst. Only because....who doesn't have a red bike? No one. I'm even guilty. I strive to be different from the pack.

I can't say why I dislike blue. It doesn't make sense on land vehicles. Blue is the color of the sky. A bad shade of blue will make your car invisible to other drivers which isn't that safe. Many people also probably dislike green, but green to me I think of as a forest and I've always liked SUVs in green. They look great when you are offroading. As far as blue, don't get me wrong, I would still gladly take a Boss 429. :)
« Last Edit: January 22, 2014, 11:13:12 AM by fendersrule »

Offline rb550four

  • Master
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,472
  • I'm nobody's slave and nobody's master
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #69 on: February 09, 2014, 05:37:15 PM »
  This has been great fun so far. I got in late so,  is it height, duration, distance or control? I can write my name in the snow, but I have to do it quick and close . What is the point of this pissin match please?

  Is there a chance that we could redirect this to" most favorite paint scheme ever".?
That would be more positive and we could enjoy (or piss on ) favorites, shoot, I'd be interested in knowing as a group, what the favorite would be... by voting on it , like BTM. What do you think?
A few Honda 500's, a few Honda 550's, a few Honda 650's, '72 cb 450, a couple 500/550/650 hybrids, and 2001 750. 
  550 Snowbike -Somebody had to do it.
  http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,101678.0.html             
http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php/topic,137317.msg1550907.html#msg1550907

Offline Retro Rocket

  • Eggs are hard due too a
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 19,279
  • ROCK & ROLL
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #70 on: February 09, 2014, 06:38:44 PM »
  This has been great fun so far. I got in late so,  is it height, duration, distance or control? I can write my name in the snow, but I have to do it quick and close . What is the point of this pissin match please?

  Is there a chance that we could redirect this to" most favorite paint scheme ever".?
That would be more positive and we could enjoy (or piss on ) favorites, shoot, I'd be interested in knowing as a group, what the favorite would be... by voting on it , like BTM. What do you think?

This thread had nothing to do with Fenders or his woman, he just chose to make it just that.... :o
750 K2 1000cc
750 F1 970cc
750 Bitsa 900cc
If You can't fix it with a hammer, You've got an electrical problem.

Offline tbpmusic

  • Expert
  • ****
  • Posts: 791
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #71 on: February 10, 2014, 02:15:36 PM »

This thread had nothing to do with Fenders or his woman, he just chose to make it just that.... :o

How can you tell them apart??
"If you can't fix it with a hammer, then it's an electrical problem"

Bill Lane
 '71 CB450 Mutant/ '75 CB200/ '81 CM200/ '71 C70M

Offline RAFster122s

  • I feel like a really really
  • Really Old Timer ...
  • *******
  • Posts: 12,333
  • SOHC4 member # 2605
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #72 on: February 12, 2014, 04:33:02 PM »
10 or 15 paces? We wouldn't want them to miss...
David- back in the desert SW!

Offline 750K

  • Expert
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,392
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #73 on: February 13, 2014, 09:27:48 AM »
I think this is a new record, lol. Only took a couple pages to go from ugly paint schemes to poop & jizz...

77 Cb750, 78 Kz1000

Offline strynboen

  • Old Timer
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,883
    • http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?PHPSESSID=jbmv9ub168nsup2mar6thkel25&/topic,60973.0.html
Re: Most Unimpressive Honda Paint Scheme Ever
« Reply #74 on: February 13, 2014, 11:07:09 AM »
mine 550k3 1978 are nice dark brovn...metallic..its  nice even the stripes...but brovn 450....they are not impressive..
« Last Edit: February 13, 2014, 11:11:25 AM by strynboen »
i kan not speak english/but trying!!
http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=60973.0
http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=144758.0
i hate all this v-w.... vords