A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of his.
" Oscar, what happened to you ?, asked the flea, because Oscar looked terrible, wrapped up in a blanket, his little flea nose running, his eyes red and his teeth chattering.
"I got a ride down here in some guy`s mustache and he rode a motorcycle. I nearly froze my nuts off !" wheezed Oscar.
"Let me give you a tip old pal" said the first flea."You go to the stewardess lounge at the airport, see, and you get up on the toilet seat and when an Air Florida stewardess walks in to take a leak, you hop on for a nice long ride. Got it ?
So you can imagine the fleas surprise the following year when Oscar shows up looking more chilled and miserable than before.
"Listen, I did everything you said" says Oscar" I waited in the stewardess lounge until a really cute one came, I made a perfect landing and got so warm and cozy that I dozed right off."
"And so?" asked the first flea.
"And so the next thing I know, I`m on this guy`s mustache again!!!!
