Topic: Terry walks into a bar...

[Buffo]

This gent named Terry walks into one of the roughest bars in the Austrailia with a 5 foot aligator in tow.

Bartender: Listen here mate...you can't bring that beast in here. Git Out!

Terry: Now hold on a minute mate...I am broke and in need of a drink. I brought my pet here with me because we do a few tricks...What do ya say mate...I will do a real crowd pleaser for a taste...

seeing some interest in his patrons eyes the bartender says: One trick for one drink mate. then its out wit ya.

Terry jumps right on top of the bar and drags the aligator up with him. with out saying a word Terry whips out is manhood, balls and all and stuffs them into the mouth of the beast. Terry, looking right into the crowd pulls out a billy club and beats the gator on the head fifteen times.

Horrified and open mouthed the crowd cheers and stamp there feet on the floor when Terry pulls his meat out of the gator unharmed.

Terry: (nodding his head up and down with a prideful/sly smile) "Does anyone here want to give that a try?"

A haggard old bar flower of 50 or so stands up and says: "Sshhure...I'll give it a g, go...just dont hit me on the head with that club."

[Sam Green Racing]

The old ones are the best

[heffay]

buffo... once again, you are MAGNIFICENT

[Sam Green Racing]

The sad thing is he knows it,

[Terry in Australia]

The sad thing is he knows it,

Well I actually did this back in '96 when times were pretty hard, but didn't realise it was that well known outside of Katherine, NT?

It was actually a Johnston River Crocodile, we don't have alligators in Oz, the JR crocs are just little fresh water suckers, and they're a bit like K8 riders, they could kill a man...........eventually!

Now I wouldn't have done that with a "Salty", of course they can grow up to 30 feet long, I nearly stepped on a snoozing 20 footer that same year, and nearly had a "brown moment", ha ha!

We need a "True Story" category for these sorts of posts, if people didn't know the truth of the matter, they'd think you were joking Buffy? I don't know where you heard it mate, but it's a true story! Cheers, Terry.

[Sam Green Racing]

You wish

[kghost]

That a little croc. to go with anything else little terry?

[Rsnip988]

would that technically count as a beasality joke too?


RKS

[750goes]

I heard the haggard old wall flower was toothless too....just like a gummy shark..... or so I've heard the legend being told....and you did hit her on the head ......but not with the stick.......