A woman is on trial for killing her husband, and claims extenuating circumstances.
Lawyer: "Now, during the argument you say your late husband provoked you into a blind fury."
Woman: "Yes, he did."
Lawyer: "And how did he do that?"
Woman: "He called me a two-bit wh***."
Lawyer: "And how did you react to that?"
Woman: "I beat him to death with a bag of quarters."
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