Bob goes to the doctor for his yearly physical. The
nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"200," Bob says. The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out
his weight is 240.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"6 feet, 2 inches" he says. The nurse checks and sees that he
measures only 6 feet even.
She then takes his blood pressure and tells Bob it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" he screams. "When I came in here, I was tall
and svelte, and now I'm short and fat!"
