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Three guys die in a car crash and go to heaven...
« on: October 09, 2013, 08:12:11 PM »


Three guys die in a car crash and go to heaven. Before they can enter heaven however they have to answer one question from god. The question is how many times have you cheated on your girlfriend/wife? The first guy answers: quite a lot of times, around 30 times I think. God says “you may enter and you get this brand new Volvo to drive around in heaven.” The second guy answers: 7-8 times. To that god replies ” Alright, you may enter and you get this brand new Mercedes to drive around in heaven” The last guy answers “none, I have never cheated on my wife” and god gives him a brand new Ferrari to drive around in heaven.
 So the three guys spend their time in heaven driving their brand new cars when suddenly the first two guys, with the Volvo and Mercedes, see the third guy slowly stop and get out of his Ferrari to cry. The first two guys approach the third guys and ask: What’s the matter? Why are you crying? Don’t you like your new car? To that the third guy answers: No it’s not that, I just saw my wife on a bicycle.
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Re: Three guys die in a car crash and go to heaven...
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2013, 08:14:07 PM »
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Re: Three guys die in a car crash and go to heaven...
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2013, 08:43:55 PM »
Could have been worse, she could have been on a skate board.... :o
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