A luxury liner sinks off the coast of France, and all on board drown.
About an hour later the naked body of a beautiful blond woman washes up on the shore.
A Frenchman named Jacque is walking along the beach, when suddenly he spots the drowned woman. Cautiously, Jacque looks around, then takes off all his clothes, gets down and begins making love to the corpse.
A few minutes later Jacque's friend Pierre happens along and, seeing what Jacque is doing, cannot believe his eyes.
"Jacque, Jacque, mon ami, what are you doing?" Pierre cries out. "Can't you see? This woman is dead!"
Horrified, Jacque leaps to his feet. "Dead?!" he exclaims. "Sacre Bleu! I thought she was an American!"
