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Offline Bob Wessner

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Just Eggs
« on: October 05, 2006, 08:01:13 AM »
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
 
 Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
 
 "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
 
 You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
 
 THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are
 
 we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
 
 Careful CAREFUL!  I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen
 
 to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
 
 Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
 
 You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
 
 USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
 
 The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
 
 You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
 
 The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to s how you
 
 what it feels like when I'm driving."
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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2006, 09:33:01 AM »
that is awesome - i can't wait to try it out!
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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2006, 06:19:49 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2006, 05:23:11 PM »
Nice!
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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2006, 09:42:53 PM »
Man, that's a great idea!  I love being a smartass with the wife, never thought of pulling something like that!
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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 12:51:15 AM »
Good luck guys if you try that one on the missus, I hope you can all eat the eggs wherever they finish up, and they are still edible ??
 :D :D

nice one Bob.
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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 02:34:53 AM »
I have to try that out this weekend, since i know she has to cook something for Friday night

See how it goes if I live

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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2006, 06:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Rsnip988 on October 12, 2006, 02:34:53 AM
I have to try that out this weekend, since i know she has to cook something for Friday night

See how it goes if I live

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Wow, your wife cooks?   :P
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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2006, 09:21:27 PM »
one month from yestarday she will be my wife, but she loves to cook, all sorts of things from scratch...

They grow them good in the south

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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2006, 09:39:15 PM »
Quote from: Rsnip988 on October 12, 2006, 09:21:27 PM
one month from yestarday she will be my wife, but she loves to cook, all sorts of things from scratch...

They grow them good in the south

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AHA!  You got a Southern girl!  I humble myself before you, sir!  (gotta love them Belles)
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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2006, 09:40:17 PM »
We're both from here in NC, so I guess we were both "raised correctly

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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2006, 09:44:19 PM »
Carolina Folk!  Man, I was born in Arkansas, raised in Florida, lived a while in Georgia (still always on my mind)
and did a little visiting to the Carolinas.  I can't explain how much I love the South!!  I used to drive a truck and have been to some seriously bass-ackward places (ahem,NY)

Hey, no offense Northern Folks!  Still love ya'll!
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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2006, 09:50:14 PM »
There's no place like the south

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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2006, 09:55:55 PM »
Again, AGREED
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Re: Just Eggs
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2006, 09:57:29 PM »
We're just racking up the post tonight arent we, I think I'll hit the Blue Rigde Parkway on the CB750 When i get it running


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