Topic: Even Longer time no see!!!

[Dusthawk]

WUZZUP PEOPLES!!!

ROTFLMAO

I kill me, I tell ya!!!

Oh goodness, I am so freaking bored I thought I would come out here and gross everyone out. If you have a weak stomach, RUN, RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!

well, here goes for all you sick people out there like me!!:

To keep all of you up to date on the misery of my life, I had the MRI done and the results were horrific!!! Broken Fibula, shredded ligaments and tendons holding the Tibia and Fibula together, damaged cartilage everywhere, Bone cysts in the bottom of the Tibia, Ossified bone chip adhered to the back of the Tibia( probably part of what shredded the ligaments and tendons), and last but certainly not least, floating bone chips in the bursal sacs around the cartilages of at least two ankle bones. I'm looking at about a 96% chance of surgery in early September. Yep, I'm scared #$%*less!!! I even have the MRI scans saved on my computer and browse through them once in a while to remind myself just haw bad I screwed up this time. A word of advice to everyone, don't try to slide a nonslip clad shoe along bare concrete, it doesn't work. When I rolled and then collapsed on top of, my ankle, I messed myself up worse than I've ever been before, and that is even when considering the time I punched a van who tried to run me over, jealous boyfriend who had no reason to be.

Anywho, Rita is still waiting for me to get better so I can get her running again. If I go in for surgery, I'm looking at the end of november or sometime in december before I can do anything for her, oh woe is me and Rita!

Thats it for now, just me being bored silly.

See everyone soon though. I'll be back in and around from time to time.

Peace and Long Rides,

Jeff the Gimp

[supersport_CB400F]

Is it hurting? 

[Dusthawk]

Funny you should ask, Biff.

It only hurts when I don't have some of my 7.5 mg vicodans handy. I've been in a mild haze now for about five weeks. All those pretty haze-rainbows really go a long way to making the world look so much better!! Rose colored glasses optional! teehee

Or should I have said it only hurts when I laugh!!!


Jeff

[supersport_CB400F]

Take two and a beer….and smile 

[92t0rider]

 Broken Fibula, shredded ligaments and tendons holding the Tibia and Fibula together, damaged cartilage everywhere, Bone cysts in the bottom of the Tibia, Ossified bone chip adhered to the back of the Tibia( probably part of what shredded the ligaments and tendons), and last but certainly not least, floating bone chips in the bursal sacs around the cartilages of at least two ankle bones.

Pics?

I keeeed I keeeed

[Dusthawk]

Pics?

I keeeed I keeeed

?? ?? ??

The MRI images are in a format I've never seen before and I can't install the reader on my laptop, so I can't get any pics to you.

What in tarnation is KEEEEED?? ??

Jeff the Gimp

[ElCheapo]

Hey ya Gimp, when will ya be ready for that foot race?  LOL

Hope ya come out on the other side in good shape.

[Dusthawk]

Oh, yeah ElCheapo, The doc said I'll be able to tapdance once its healed. Of course that means I'd have to learn how first, LOLOLOL

Peace

[cben750f0]

MATE!!!... i cant hurt that bad.... i cant feel it!!!!!

hope everything is ok mate..... stay in touch next time!!!!


peace

[cbjunkie]

hawk, broseph, dude - so sorry about yer misery - i know how crazy you can feel in this state!

here's a best wishes from past me

[Dusthawk]

Wicked body shell, Junkie!!!!! But where is the racing stripe, those things lend themselves great to a nice CB paint scheme with a little badge, right in the middle of the chest, man, you woulda been stylin'!!!

Been there, done similar, got mine skiing.

Peace And Long Rides,

Jeff

[dusterdude]

jeff,hope you get over it soon and junkie,when they gonna fix yer face.hahahahaha,im so damn funny.

[Rushoid]

junkie,when they gonna fix yer face.hahahahaha,im so damn funny.

Damn, beat me to it! 

Jeff, I hope you're tap dancing soon. Glad your spirits are up at least.

[Dusthawk]

Jeff, I hope you're tap dancing soon. Glad your spirits are up at least.

Well, It's either be positive and keep enjoying what little life I can or sink into the deepest foulest deppression I've ever had so the choice is pretty simple. It's only a few months, right, right, right?

[Rushoid]

That's right. Just don't rush it and screw it up even more! 

[cmorgan47]

Jeff, I hope you're tap dancing soon. Glad your spirits are up at least.

Well, It's either be positive and keep enjoying what little life I can or sink into the deepest foulest deppression I've ever had so the choice is pretty simple. It's only a few months, right, right, right?

after i broke mine a few years ago, i was hobbling to the bathroom in a bookstore,  feeling sorry for myself as i struggled to open the door with crutches.  once i got it opened, there was a guy on the other side in a wheelchair waiting for someone to open it.  put things into perspective pretty quickly.

[Dusthawk]

Well, it is now official. The pucker factor has risen to nine! Yesterday my doc calls me up and starts shooting the Shiznit with me. He asks how I'm doing, and all that small talk BS and asks if Monday the 11th is O.K. for our next appointment. I say sure, no prob, doc. Thats when he drops Da Bomb! He says, thats good, I have some things to go over with you before your SURGERY on Friday Morning. I swear, on a stack if you want, that every letter he spoke of that fateful word was spoken as a capital! Weird, huh??

So, yeah, where do I go from here? The only consolation he would give me was that I would be under general anasthesia instead of a local.

Anyone have good advice for cleaning Skidmards?

Peace and Long Rides,

Jeff the Gimp

[seaweb11]

Duster.
I'm guessing this is all a cover story about  the 2 irate K8 owners who ran you over

hope you get over this all soon.

[toycollector10]

Good luck man, hope it all goes well for yer.....