LOL, I remember various 550 & 750's like that, customers wouldn't believe they were worn out.
I do remember telling one guy with 750 to be REAL careful as it was now much quicker than it had been since he bought it.
Called shop about 35~40 mins later for us to pick up bike.
I was thinking some kind of engine problem, asked where he was and he said emergency room, busted arm, should have listened as he'd crashed it
Surprisingly, this happened quite often, people had bikes 'fixed up' and tried to ride exactly the same as when things were way out of spec (running on 2~3 cylinders, etc)
It did get the shop a lot of work, 'everyone' just knew their friends were BS'ing, until 'it' happened to them
Pretty sure you have similar experiences
Oh, boy, do I !
One in particular still makes me laugh. A rider (July 1972) brought in a K2 and said he wanted to "kick his Kawasaki and BMW buddies into a corner". He didn't have $$ for a big-bore or such, but "he had heard about a Honda Man who worked at this shop". I was behind the Part Counter as they took in his bike, just listening. I decided to take it on as my "personal project", as it was a K2 much like my own, a 3/72 build, IIRC. So, it had the 1-row final drive bearing, a great start.
I pulled out the emulsifier tubes and drilled them, jetted it up 5 to 115 mains and dropped the needles a notch so he wouldn't suffer too-rich sparkplugs all the time (this causes an undesirable low-end hesitation, which shows up below...). Then I set the idle air screws to about 1-1/16 turns, cut off 1/2 turn of the spark advancer springs, got some ND X24ES-U plugs (not easy to get in those days) and new points and condensors. I set the valve lash to all .004" and made sure the cam chain was snug. Then I set the static advance up 3 degrees, which put it just past the end of the full advance marks at 3000 RPM, and installed a 17-tooth countersprocket, Diamond XDL chain in place of the RK chain, and pulled out the final baffles, drilled 4 (or maybe 5, don't remember for sure) 1/2" holes in the last chamber of the muffler, and reinstalled the final baffles. It was a little throatier, but not too much so unless you knew the bike. I also ended up setting the floats in the carbs to 24mm after a test ride, as it wanted to fall off power at about 110 MPH because the fuel wasn't draining fast enough. So, I drilled the airbox (as shown in my book) and put the bowl vents into the box to pull a little vacuum at speed and help deepen those bowls "up high". This let it pass 120 MPH easily.
The owner came back the next week and I rolled it out and started it up. He looked a little crestfallen when it just sat there and idled happily. I guess he thought it was supposed to be "lumpy" or something? He paid his bill and started up to ride off. When he got out in front of the shop, in 1st gear at about 2 MPH, he ripped open the throttle, which almost stalled the engine for a second and he started to fall forward. Then the fuel caught up and the front wheel lifted about a foot, which matched the opening in his mouth, as far as I could see when he zipped off.
The following weekend, he was back with 3 other 750 owners. They ALL wanted the same thing done to theirs: apparently he had gone back to Blandinsville that Saturday night and took all comers, the Z1, the Blue Streak, and even the R90S we had sold to one of his buddies. That Sunday found him on Main Street in Peoria, cleaning other clocks. After that weekend, I was waist-deep in 750 bikes for the whole rest of that year!