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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2013, 06:41:28 AM »
damn liberal death squads at work :P

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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2013, 06:46:08 AM »
damn liberal death squads at work :P



Yea,  you gotta have the right paper(proper funds given to the govt).  Don't want to get politcal though...Larry

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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2013, 07:19:54 AM »
when i took my test at the abate test site, i was the only 1 with a honda, let alone a cb750.  the instructor asked me how the clutch was and tried to convince me to use a abate 250 for the test.   I dont remember how many points i had, but i passed and the instructor was impressed.  I had only had the 750 for about 3 months at that point
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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2013, 07:29:05 AM »
I guess for the longest time in WI one could continue to renew their temps and never get their Motorcycle license..... My dad did this for years and years until the law changed recently... I followed his lead and drove an hour to Fon Du Lac to take mine.... Never took a class. One decent season of riding under my belt since I last ridden.... Spent the night before trying to solve why my blinkers wouldn't blink... I ended up manually flicking the switch when the DMV did the inspection.... He said I should get that fixed later but let me proceed........ Ended up riding around a neighborhood, did a few parking jobs, starting and stopping, turning in a controlled intersection and I was done... Easy as can be.....
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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2013, 09:15:35 PM »
Around here lately if you get pulled over and don't have the M/C endorsement on your license your bike gets impounded and you go to jail.




Soooooooo, what part of Russia do you live in?   Jail time????....Larry

Most parts of NY, if not all unless you catch a cop that is having a seriously nice day they have no trouble at all towing your bike away.

Last month I got impounded for no endorsement. Guy was an avid MC rider, even talked bikes briefly. Still got nailed for no plate light and no endorsement. Best part is my rider course is this weekend AND the plate light was in process. 280$ later for 12 hrs of storage

Blew the engine a couple days later
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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2013, 02:34:26 AM »
Around here lately if you get pulled over and don't have the M/C endorsement on your license your bike gets impounded and you go to jail.




Soooooooo, what part of Russia do you live in?   Jail time????....Larry

Most parts of NY, if not all unless you catch a cop that is having a seriously nice day they have no trouble at all towing your bike away.

Last month I got impounded for no endorsement. Guy was an avid MC rider, even talked bikes briefly. Still got nailed for no plate light and no endorsement. Best part is my rider course is this weekend AND the plate light was in process. 280$ later for 12 hrs of storage

Blew the engine a couple days later

That's brutal!
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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2013, 04:40:32 AM »
I was taking the riding part of my test and was talking to a guy on a liter sport bike. We had to go straight between the cones shifting up to third, make a 180* turn then back through the cones downshifting and stop on a line. He said his bike will go 100 in first gear. I said, "Really, will it go 20 in third?"

I tell new riders to go to a school parking lot and mark off a course and practice. When you get comfortable with it, shrink the course. Pretty soon you're doing turns lock to lock and using the throttle for stability. Easiest thing is to go up and down your street making turns everywhere, trying to do them in one lane. ...this is provided you don't live on a busy street.
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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2013, 06:10:48 AM »
In NJ, especially where i went, the lines are barely there and the whole course is about the size of a wall ball court. I took it on my Buell and had the same comments. "Are you SURE you want to do this on that thing." I passed and then laughed at the guy. I saw people failing on automatic scooters. Seriously, if you can't pass it on a full size bike, maybe you should re-think the motorcycle license. Btw, I did put a foot down during the return of the cones so I'm not saying I did it perfect, (far from) but again I passed.
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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #33 on: October 25, 2013, 06:19:15 AM »
When I learned to ride in 1966, there was no permit or endorsement required.  No helmet required.  Around 1970 Michigan passed a helmet law (Since repealed) and required a endorsement.  At the time all you had to was sign a paper stating that you had something around 1000 miles of riding experience and you were issued an endorsement.  At each drivers license renewal since they merely ask if you want to continue the endorsement.  And I still do wear a helmet.

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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #34 on: October 25, 2013, 06:30:06 AM »
When I learned to ride in 1966, there was no permit or endorsement required.  No helmet required.  Around 1970 Michigan passed a helmet law (Since repealed) and required a endorsement.  At the time all you had to was sign a paper stating that you had something around 1000 miles of riding experience and you were issued an endorsement.  At each drivers license renewal since they merely ask if you want to continue the endorsement.  And I still do wear a helmet.



Learned to ride about the same time. I have an endorsement but I have no recollection of how I got it..  I vaguely remember a State Policeman gave me the endorsement because I worked in a cycle shop.  Those were foggy days....Larry

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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2013, 07:21:06 AM »
Around here lately if you get pulled over and don't have the M/C endorsement on your license your bike gets impounded and you go to jail.




Soooooooo, what part of Russia do you live in?   Jail time????....Larry

Most parts of NY, if not all unless you catch a cop that is having a seriously nice day they have no trouble at all towing your bike away.

Last month I got impounded for no endorsement. Guy was an avid MC rider, even talked bikes briefly. Still got nailed for no plate light and no endorsement. Best part is my rider course is this weekend AND the plate light was in process. 280$ later for 12 hrs of storage

Blew the engine a couple days later

That's brutal!

NY makes it really easy to get an endorsement and then really really hard to get an actually license. The endorsement is 30 minutes at the DMV and you can ride during daylight hours with someone who has a valid MC license (but nobody does). The test requires a bike, you, a friend with a valid motorcycle license, and a car with a working horn. and you can't ride your bike to the testing area, your friend with the valid motorcycle license has to. The hardest part for some people is finding the friend with the motorcycle endorsement and usually you have to hire a "driving school" guy to take the test with you (usually a couple hundred bucks but they bring a newish small bike like a gn125) or you go to a MSF certified school for a weekend and get your test.

However, most don't bother and NY has a huge problem of people riding on learner's permits for MCs and they are not afraid to impound the bike for it.
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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2013, 08:44:34 AM »
Around here lately if you get pulled over and don't have the M/C endorsement on your license your bike gets impounded and you go to jail.




Soooooooo, what part of Russia do you live in?   Jail time????....Larry


I live in Georgia, USA not Georgia , Russia. You don't necessarily have to do jail time unless you don't pay the fine, but they do jail you and make you post bond. Here your "learners permits" are good for 6 months and are renewable multiple times. You can't ride passengers, ride at night, or ride on the highway/freeway. I never got my motorcycle endorsement when I moved from Ca. to Ga. and rode 30 years without one. I took my test on a borrowed CB900 that I had all of a ride around the block to get used to it on the way to the test.  German woman was the test agent and also had comments about whether it was the right bike to test on. I passed having missed a couple of points on a  zero stop to 20mph swerve between some cones and then a "U" turn back to the line. I hit the white line a couple of times because the bike seemed top heavy compared to what I am used to. She was surprised I passed because she assumed I was a noob until I told her I wasn't new to this, been riding for 43 years. You could see in er eyes her disdain for me riding without an endorsement for so long. When I went in to renew my license and get the MC endorsement they found a warrant for failure to appear from 28 years earlier and suspended my license at that point. I spent 3 days trying to clear it up. They said I had a ticket for "too fast for cionditions" in Fla. before I ever held a Ga. license so I couldn't understand how they could suspend my Ga. privilege when I didn't even have a Ga. license. I still don't remember ever getting a ticket back them. I don't remember even being in the area of Fla. when they said it happened. "Too fast for conditions" usually involves and accident of some sort (either you ran into someone in the rain or drove off the roadway), neither of these do I remember happening. Apparantly after 3 days of searching the archives because Fla didn't even show the offense on their computer records they found the ticket and it showed I didn't handle it by the due date so it went to a FTA warrant that I cleared up a few months later. But Ga. had already been notified of the FTA because apparantly I had given a Ga. address at the time but had a Ca. license. Starting this year to renew your license you physically have to go to the DMV with SS card, birth certificate, a bill with your current address and your old license. Process takes about 3 hours average. My license at this point was expired (it was my birthday). I recently had found my original SS card from when I was 16 (now 60). Now that I needed it I couldn't find it anywhere. So I had to go to the SS office to get a new one. I gave them my expired license and birth certificate. New sayed they couldn't give me one with an expired license. I said I can't renew my license without the SS card (#$%* goobermint bureaucracy). Had to have something from a list they had (passport,etc.) All I had that would satisfy them was medical documents showing my SS and address. So I had to go to the hospital to get my  cancer records and them back to the SS office for them to process my application. In and out in about 15 minutes but they have to mail you the card, so another week wait while on a expired license. Get the SS card, go back to the DMV to get all sorted. turning the application and am asked to have a seat while they do the back ground check from every state you held a license in. I thought WTF when they asked on the app to list every state you have ever held a license in and the license number from that state. I have held 4 state licenses over 46 years and I'm supposed to remember the numbers, ya right. So they run your name through the system that's when they found the warrant from 28 years ago. Keeping in mind how many times I have renewed my Ga. license over the last 30 years, how many times I have been ticketed and the arrest for reckless and all of a sudden they find this 28 year old ticket. So now I am suspended until I clear that up which was another 3 day ordeal dealing between Fla and the DMV headquarters. Ga. refused to budge and made me pay for a $35 reinstatement fee. I am ready now to pay all the fees and renew the MC endorsement. I mention I am going to take the riding test soon so she tells me if I pay all the fees now and then take the test next week I will have to pay all the fees again to renew everything, WTF, what a money making racket. I say screw that give me all my paper work back and I'll just wait till I take the test to renew everything. She' says you do understand you are suspended and I can't recommend you do that. I said you can't stop me, see you later. Finally took the riding test 3 days later and went to pay the fees. You can get a renewal for 5 or 8 years, but if you are 59 you can only get one for 5 years. At this pont I don't want anything to do with the DMV for the rest of my life and was pissed I missed the deadline for 59. She says well the rule is actually 59-1/2 and I was now 59 and 1 week, so I skated on that by the skin of my teeth and am now completely legit. Did I mention I hate going to the DMV.


Oops, sorry , didn't realize I had gotten so carried away with this post. Just another chapter in the book I should write.
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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2013, 08:47:25 AM »
Acutally came in 1st in the class that won me a 24 hour HD rental....have yet to use that!  ;)

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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2013, 09:09:46 AM »
HARLEY???     I'm surprised he didn't have to rebuild the engine after a 1000 miles.
They probably had you follow the HD route= a Harley dealer less than a hundred miles away ,, JUST IN CASE!!!
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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2013, 10:12:45 AM »
I rode for many years here in California before an endorsement for motorcycles was required. So when I went to DMV to renew my drivers license I told them I wanted to go ahead and qualify for motorcycles too. They really didn't have a prescribed test in force so I just rode my old 40 inch '48 Triumph up and down the street while the tester watched. I passed and I've never had to re-test since.
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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2013, 11:52:44 AM »
Powderman,  that is not funny but a pathetic example of a government burdening its people with unnecessary things to do...at least you got a license....Larry

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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2013, 11:58:42 AM »
Momo, I just realized as I came back t this thread that it is in fact not funny at all. the new renewal process is suppose to cut down on identity theft, but it's a major PITA to deal with. I knew it was to be an ordeal so I had all my ducks in a row when I went in, figured it would be the quick in and out and cut some of the 3 hour wait out. Little did I know it would turn into a 3 day ordeal.

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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2013, 12:48:16 PM »
Powderman, sounds pretty much like Kafka story  ;D
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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #43 on: October 25, 2013, 02:12:23 PM »
Pretty soon you're doing turns lock to lock and using the throttle for stability.
 

The throttle gives no stability without the rear brake and clutch at slow speeds, the rear brake, in those circumstances is critical for slow speed control

Powderman,  that is not funny but a pathetic example of a government burdening its people with unnecessary things to do...at least you got a license....Larry

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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2013, 02:18:47 PM »
Pretty soon you're doing turns lock to lock and using the throttle for stability.
 

The throttle gives no stability without the rear brake and clutch at slow speeds, the rear brake, in those circumstances is critical for slow speed control

Powderman,  that is not funny but a pathetic example of a government burdening its people with unnecessary things to do...at least you got a license....Larry

Common sense just left the building..... :o
I'd almost put money on the fact that common sense never entered the building to begin with.

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Re: Funny story from the DMV
« Reply #45 on: October 25, 2013, 02:34:16 PM »
Pretty soon you're doing turns lock to lock and using the throttle for stability.
 

The throttle gives no stability without the rear brake and clutch at slow speeds, the rear brake, in those circumstances is critical for slow speed control

Powderman,  that is not funny but a pathetic example of a government burdening its people with unnecessary things to do...at least you got a license....Larry

Common sense just left the building..... :o
I'd almost put money on the fact that common sense never entered the building to begin with.

Agreed, but i'm finding it more and more common that people just don't think about anything they do, I quite often point out problems with the way things are done, most times greeted by a blank stare, or the exact opposite, an epiphany moment, or the old "why didn't i think of that", the last one involves actually switching on their brains..... ::)
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