On to the brakes. DPO told me the brakes were rebuilt. They certainly looked clean, the reservoir in the master cylinder was spotless, caliper had been painted, but some brake fluid left in the lines evidently leaked and trashed the paint on the caliper, or it wasn't chemical resistant paint, or I don't know. So I need to repaint the caliper, and it's empty, so no big deal, I'll pop out the piston, strip and blast it, paint it, put it back together with the new seal I expect to find within.
OK so these pads look a little punky to have been put back into a rebuilt caliper, but whatever, forge on. Piston looks a little crufty too.
(You know where this is headed, right?)
Clean up the pads (done, at left) with some 80-grit on a flat block...
...aaaaand I'll just put a bolt in the banjo and use my airgun to gently pop out the piston into a rag, lovingly cradled in my hand. Nope.
That sucker is welded in there. So I use a c-clamp to see if I can break it loose from the seal and then retry the air. Nope, not budging and now it's further into the caliper bore.
No problem, I'll just mount up the rebuilt master cylinder, fill it, put a little penetrating oil down the caliper bore, and pump this out like God and Soichiro Honda intended. Nope. Master cylinder makes wheezy sounds but won't come close to moving any fluid, in fact it's leaking at the plunger. Maybe it wasn't rebuilt.
No problem, we have the nuclear option - I'll put a bolt in the banjo hole in the caliper and put my grease gun on the opened bleed nipple and By God we will PUMP this piston out with grease, NOT QUITE like God and Soichiro Honda intended, but close enough given the circumstances. Except the grease gun is nowhere to be found. So now we need a new grease gun.
What happened two days later when the grease gun and grease arrived I will only describe fully in the presence of friends that have given me alcohol, but it involves a grease gun that is finicky to prime, a bleed fitting opened too far, and a geyser of grease. That's all you get. I like hoppy beer BTW.
So as we know, nothing can withstand this much hydraulic pressure, for long, and the piston duly gave it up.
Here's my master cylinder:
...and piston.
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