They're supposed to use lube for rectal examinations? Damn, I'm getting a new doctor! Actually, I went to my doctor for a checkup, but he's retiring soon, so he arranged for me to be examined by a pretty young female doctor.
Never having been examined by a female doc I was a little shy I suppose, but she made me feel relaxed right away, and we were getting on fine when she suddenly stopped and said to me, "Terry, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
I was shocked! I said "Why?", (what had she found?) and she replied, "because I'm
trying to examine you!
But back to the thread for a mo, those clipons are nice, but couldn't you make something just as nice Seth? I reckon there's less than 50 bucks worth of aluminum there, so a little machining and maybe a little paint, and boom! You're there. Cheers, Terry.