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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2013, 05:44:47 PM »
My cousin now works on an oil rig, but back in the 1980's, he owned the local Suzuki dealership, just a small shop in the country that repaired anything from bikes to chainsaws, mowers, pumps etc.

An old farmer came in with a saw bench that was powered by a 1915 Indian Power Plus 1000cc engine, covered in 60+ years of oil and dirt, that had finally given up the ghost. He asked my cuz how much for a new engine? My cuz said he'd replace it with a new Briggs and Stratton engine for around 300 bucks, but the old farmer was horrified!

My cuz asked him where the engine came from, and he said that back in the 1920's someone had left the motorcycle at his farm and had never collected it, so eventually (probably the next day) he pulled the engine out and put it in his sawbench, that had previously been driven by a big stationery engine.

He said he still had the remains of the bike in his shed, so my cuz offered to install a new Briggs engine for free in exchange for the Indian and of course the farmer was very happy to get a free engine for that old junk motorcycle........ ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2013, 05:47:54 PM »
The genius I mentioned earlier in this thread also had his own
special proceedure for charging A/C...........
1) hook up gauge set
2) start engine and turn a/c on
3) open BOTH high and low side valves........
4) stand with gauges in hand and shake can of R12, wondering why it wouldn't go in......
By the time he got to step 4, I'd already ran for cover. I can't to this day, believe the can never blew up in his face. I tried to warn him against doing it, but he wouldn't listen. Luckiest man alive.

Our shop had a customer from Oklahoma who would take 2 or 3 wrecked cars and make 1 "good" one out of it then sell them at auction in Chicago. Whoever did the body work on the cars must've been a master because you couldn't tell anything had ever happened to the car that is until you had the car on the lift and looked underneath. Before taking any of his cars to auction he'd always bring one of them by for us to fix something and it was always the craziest things wrong. One car he brought in had a real hard time idling as if it were under some sort of heavy load so to start off my process of elimination I hooked it up to our big Sun oscilloscope. The scope was showing all was fine so far so I started talking the owner of the car, fortunately he was there to see it happen because right about then there was a KABOOM about as loud as a 1/4 stick of dynamite or 2 or 3 m80's. About the time we picked ourselves off the floor from getting scared sh**less and our ears ringing I noticed the engine was now idling just a smooth as can be, I also notice though that the A/C evaporator and it's fiberglass housing mounted on the firewall was blown to pieces. Still don't know what exactly caused it because I hadn't touched the A/C up to that point but basically the reason for the laboring idle was because the A/C pump was pulling so hard on the engine.
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2013, 06:01:50 PM »
While I was still turning wrenches in a big rig shop we had a kid working there doing the odd grunt labor jobs for us.  Well after I in framed an engine in a nice road tractor I gave the truck to him to fix a flat tire on it (it went flat while I worked on the engine).  About 20 minutes later he came to me and said that he just couldn't get the beads to seat, so I told him to go to the parts room get a can of ether and find me when he came back.  After he got his "supplies" (read can of ether and a zippo) he asked what to do, I told him spray about half to three quarters of the can in the tire and then make a trail on the floor and light it.  Well he did that and said all it's doing is burning, then one of the other guys said just give it a little kick it will seat so poor kids walks up to the burning tire and wheel and gives it a little kick.  I don't think I ever saw that kid run so fast, about the time he kicked that tire it came about six feet off the ground!  I couldn't help but laugh.  He came back a few minutes later after I put the wheel back on the truck, and asked what he did wrong I said you didn't do anything wrong that's just the most unpredictable and unsafe to mount a tire there is that's just happens just be happy you were not hurt.

I hindsight I probably should not have told him to do that, but it was pretty friggin funny!
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2013, 06:45:13 PM »
At the same company I mentioned above the owner would hire guys who could BS their way into  getting the job.  One day he came up to me and said he hired a driver for one of his dump trucks.  He old me to accompany the new guy on a couple of deliveries to check him out.  I loaded the truck and we headed out.  Not more than a mile from the yard we came to an intersection and the light turned caution.  I told him to sound the horn and keep going.  Instead he slammed on the brakes and we started to slide as the wheels were locked.  I was screaming at him to keep going to no avail.  We slid into the intersection stopping about 3 feet from a loaded steel hauler that was now entering the intersection.  We were in a Ford tilt cab truck that had nothing separating us from the outside except the windshield glass and the sheet metal of the grille.  If he has listened to me we would had gone through with no problem.  When we got back I told the owner to get rid of him.  He didn't and a few weeks later we got a call from the local police department that the truck was in a impound yard.  The moron had: 1. overloaded the truck. 2. completely overfilled the engine with oil causing it to fail. 3: not secured the tailgate, which left a trail of gravel all over the road which had to be removed.  The owner made the guy shovel 7 cubic yards of stone out of the box, then fired him.  When we got back to the yard I heard that the guy blamed me for him getting fired..

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2013, 06:07:14 AM »
Back in the 70s, a young man was riding a CT70 from the west coast to the east coast. When he got to the Buffalo, NY area, the bike was loosing power. One of the guys pulled the dipstick and it came up dry. When asked if the bike was using oil he got a deer in the headlights look from the owner. We wound up filling it with oil, running it until it got good and hot and changing the oil again. The engine sounded good and ran good, so we educated the owner about checking the oil and sent him on his way. Even back then, I wouldn't have wanted to ride a CT70 twenty miles much less across the country.
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« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2013, 01:39:11 PM »
Back in the 70s, a young man was riding a CT70 from the west coast to the east coast. When he got to the Buffalo, NY area, the bike was loosing power. One of the guys pulled the dipstick and it came up dry. When asked if the bike was using oil he got a deer in the headlights look from the owner. We wound up filling it with oil, running it until it got good and hot and changing the oil again. The engine sounded good and ran good, so we educated the owner about checking the oil and sent him on his way. Even back then, I wouldn't have wanted to ride a CT70 twenty miles much less across the country.


a CT70  cross country :o :o My butt hurts just thinking about that

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2013, 02:55:47 PM »

a CT70  cross country :o :o My butt hurts just thinking about that

Are CT70's the bike of choice for gay men Larry? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #57 on: November 16, 2013, 03:35:12 PM »

a CT70  cross country :o :o My butt hurts just thinking about that

Are CT70's the bike of choice for gay men Larry? ;D



No, Terry,  that would be a bright red Honda PC ::) :P complete with color coordinated riding gear...Larry

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2013, 08:13:23 PM »
Oak?

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« Reply #59 on: November 17, 2013, 12:41:03 AM »

a CT70  cross country :o :o My butt hurts just thinking about that

Are CT70's the bike of choice for gay men Larry? ;D



No, Terry,  that would be a bright red Honda PC ::) :P complete with color coordinated riding gear...Larry

Are you still riding around on that golf cart mate? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #60 on: November 17, 2013, 01:24:06 AM »

a CT70  cross country :o :o My butt hurts just thinking about that

Are CT70's the bike of choice for gay men Larry? ;D

Do gay people bother you? What's wrong with you?


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« Reply #61 on: November 17, 2013, 01:31:37 AM »

a CT70  cross country :o :o My butt hurts just thinking about that

Are CT70's the bike of choice for gay men Larry? ;D

Do gay people bother you? What's wrong with you?



Who said they bother me Tom? I think they're dreamy! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #62 on: November 21, 2013, 05:34:54 AM »
I was just an observer on this one, never got my hands on it but was very interested. We had a brand new freshly uncrated bike with a rod knock. The shop foreman even called in a local expert motorcycle mechanic who was drag racing a Harley fueler (who would know more about one of those cheap Japanese toys?). He agreed that it was a rod knock and so a call was made to the factory reps. When they showed up a few days later, they checked the valves and ignition to be sure we had set everything up right. That was all good. Then they set up the carb sync guages and, with our shop foreman and the Harley expert in the background laughing at the waste of time, the factory boys synched the rod knock right out of that engine. Easiest rebuild I ever saw.
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« Reply #63 on: November 21, 2013, 07:33:54 AM »
A shop story but not a bike story:
I was working in the auto department at Sears when a guy came in with Chevy Chevette and said that the front tires we're wearing unevenly. Could we check it out, align it an put on tires? No problem. No worn or bent components and not far out of alignment. He went on his way and a few weeks he came back and said that the tires were still wearing unevenly. Sure enough. The tread was feathering, especially on the right. Checked the alignment. Spot on. Then he asked if it was possible that it could make a difference if his wife was in the car since she almost always rides with him. We didn't think so but were willing to try anything. He comes in with his wife who must have been approaching 400 pounds. We adjusted the alignment with her in the car and they went away satisfied and we never heard from them again.
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« Reply #64 on: November 21, 2013, 07:42:38 AM »
That's a good one!

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« Reply #65 on: November 21, 2013, 09:46:33 AM »
Believe it or not, BMW and Mercedes call for weights inside the car
during alignment.  just fyi :)....end of hijack..back to the program...

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« Reply #66 on: November 21, 2013, 05:31:06 PM »
A shop story but not a bike story:
I was working in the auto department at Sears when a guy came in with Chevy Chevette and said that the front tires we're wearing unevenly. Could we check it out, align it an put on tires? No problem. No worn or bent components and not far out of alignment. He went on his way and a few weeks he came back and said that the tires were still wearing unevenly. Sure enough. The tread was feathering, especially on the right. Checked the alignment. Spot on. Then he asked if it was possible that it could make a difference if his wife was in the car since she almost always rides with him. We didn't think so but were willing to try anything. He comes in with his wife who must have been approaching 400 pounds. We adjusted the alignment with her in the car and they went away satisfied and we never heard from them again.

Close to this one: a rider came in with his CB350 twin one day, all the rear spokes were loose, and the bike had maybe 2000 miles on it. Supposing he was just flogging it all the time, I tightened and aligned the wheel under [shop] warranty and sent him on his way. About a month later, here he comes again, same trouble. He was about my size (140 lbs), so I asked him how he was riding: racing? Nope, just took his girl out for a ride most nights. Fixed the wheel again, etc...

About a month later I saw him with his girl at the Dairy Queen. She probably rivaled the one you're speaking of, which explained why his taillight lens was also cracked (it makes a poor seat).

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #67 on: November 22, 2013, 02:40:34 AM »
Derriere......of the Dairy Queen.

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« Reply #68 on: November 22, 2013, 05:11:09 AM »
Gleaned from an e-bay ad which said something to the effect......

"completely gone over by local shop"......

note the rear wheel........


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« Reply #69 on: November 22, 2013, 05:23:25 AM »
Is it safety belt or something?

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« Reply #70 on: November 22, 2013, 07:14:59 AM »
Its a REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT strip..
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« Reply #71 on: November 22, 2013, 07:56:59 AM »
Is it safety belt or something?
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« Reply #72 on: November 22, 2013, 01:37:53 PM »
Curb feeler. :D

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« Reply #73 on: November 22, 2013, 02:28:35 PM »

a CT70  cross country :o :o My butt hurts just thinking about that

Are CT70's the bike of choice for gay men Larry? ;D

Do gay people bother you? What's wrong with you?



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« Reply #74 on: November 22, 2013, 05:23:29 PM »
Gleaned from an e-bay ad which said something to the effect......

"completely gone over by local shop"......

note the rear wheel........




Should that have been worded: "Completely done IN by local shop" ?
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