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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #275 on: February 08, 2014, 10:34:10 PM »
Not really a shop story, more of a factory story. In 2003, one of my staff bought a very clean 1991 Holden Apollo (Toyota Camry) with very, very low miles for $5K. Maybe a little too much, but it was in really nice condition, and as I said, had had very, very, low miles.

Anyway, a few months later, he told me he was taking it out to the Artillery range so the Arty guys could use it for target practise! I asked why, and he said he was buying a new car, and didn't want it any more. He explained that it had an electrical fault, and he'd taken it to two shops, (a Holden dealer, then a Toyota dealer) but they weren't able to fix it, so he'd given up and couldn't bear to even look at it any more. he was pissed.

I asked him if I could buy it, and he said I could have it for a carton of beer. Woohoo, I lashed out and bought him TWO cartons of beer! I drove it home, and it went like a new car. Next morning, it fired right up, and I was really enjoying my drive to work (60 miles of mostly freeway) when the engine suddenly cut out! Fcuk! Luckily, I was able to coast to the side of the road, stopped, put it in "Park", turned the key, and away it went! The remaining 30 miles were uneventful, but I needed to get some other work done, so I took it to the local garage, and asked the dude to find the fault.

$1000 later, I got it back, he'd replaced the distributor and the battery, plus a windscreen and a couple of tires. I drove it home, and once again, it conked out as I was overtaking a semi. Double Fcuk! This went on for some weeks, and one day as I was idly checking connections under the hood, my cousin rang from his job on an oil rig. My cuz is a really smart man, a "Bush mechanic" who can fix anything.

I mentioned the car problem, and he told me to check all the wires between the battery and the alternator. I pulled on all the wires, and one came straight off, but the connector stayed on the alternator! It turned out that the connector had never been crimped at the factory, and that wire had been loose for 12 years! (and at least 5 owners.........)

I crimped the connector on to the wire, and drove it trouble free for another couple of years until I made the mistake of giving it to my oldest son who boiled it on the freeway (cracked radiator tank) and kept driving it until he blew the poor thing up. Up until then it was a great little car though, with a simple electrical fault that eluded many, many "experts" until my cuz diagnosed the issue over the phone. Cheers, Terry. ;D
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #276 on: February 08, 2014, 10:49:45 PM »
Great story Terry and good on you for saving that car!   ;D

While working as a shop mechanic at a heavy equipment dealership, I was given the task of checking in and over some brand new (expensive)
heavy equipment that had just been shipped from the home factory in Michegan and I found plenty of hi-pressure hydraulic and grease hoses that were simply shoved behind panels!!!
Nothing like paying over $350,000.00 and not getting a completed job on a NEW piece of equipment!
Apparently the guys in the north-east had zero work ethics and could not have possibly had ANY pride in their work!
Of course, these were put together on some sort of assembly line and some little over-paid bastard had a simple task to do and couldn't even do that!
The next moron down the line never caught these either!!!
And the very WORST PART was that some quality control moron had checked off that these were ready to sell and put into service!
I normally work as a field mechanic and find all of these problems out in the field after they have been put to work and the customers are not too terribly pleased!

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #277 on: February 09, 2014, 01:51:21 PM »
I have my own welding story.

I was welding in floor pans on my corvair and noticed a weird dull glow a little away from where I was welding. I flipped up the mask and sure enough the floor was on fire from underneath.

I had moved/removed everything from under the floor except for the heater duct I had left propped there. I forgot to slide it totally out and the heat caught it on fire. Only thing handy to extinguish it was my Arizona iced tea can. The interior smelled like iced tea for about a month

My brother has a great (and recent!) one: he went to welding school to learn how. Then he bought a welder to take home and practice, along with one of those "automatic" welding hoods that black out the arcs automatically when welding, but go clear when not (very handy!).

Well, he was practicing welding bigger and thicker pieces on his garage workbench, to get better at it. When he started welding something 1/8" thick, he got about 3" along and decided to stop and see how it looked. But, he couldn't see: the hood would not go clear. So, he flipped up his hood, to discover the whole (wooden) workbench top was on fire!

Yikes!

Luckily, he had a fire extinguisher close by that a vendor to his workplace had dropped off for his evaluation. He evaluated it right there, and later told the vendor it worked great. :)

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #278 on: February 09, 2014, 08:50:09 PM »
I'm a big fan of the autodark although I noticed that I run mine darker than a solid state mask because my eyes get a little sensitive after a while. I think it is those minute flashes adding up. No long term effect so far but the eyes a little weary if not set to 14
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #279 on: February 09, 2014, 11:18:47 PM »
Great story Terry and good on you for saving that car!   ;D

While working as a shop mechanic at a heavy equipment dealership, I was given the task of checking in and over some brand new (expensive)
heavy equipment that had just been shipped from the home factory in Michegan and I found plenty of hi-pressure hydraulic and grease hoses that were simply shoved behind panels!!!
Nothing like paying over $350,000.00 and not getting a completed job on a NEW piece of equipment!
Apparently the guys in the north-east had zero work ethics and could not have possibly had ANY pride in their work!
Of course, these were put together on some sort of assembly line and some little over-paid bastard had a simple task to do and couldn't even do that!
The next moron down the line never caught these either!!!
And the very WORST PART was that some quality control moron had checked off that these were ready to sell and put into service!
I normally work as a field mechanic and find all of these problems out in the field after they have been put to work and the customers are not too terribly pleased!

Eric

Ouch!
I also experienced something like this from a crew of, shall we say, south-of-the-border equipment builders, back in the 1980s oilfield: he had a shop install a new porta-power system on an existing truck for us, running it from the truck's PTO shaft. The hydraulic power was supposed to enter (and supplement) the existing system as a booster.

We picked up the truck without testing it, went to a wellsite, fired it up, and...pumped out 14 gallons of hydraulic oil into the mixing tank, because the hoses weren't even connected to their mixing pumps. They were laid over the edge of the chemical mix tank, and clamped in place. I never saw anything else like it. :(
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #280 on: February 10, 2014, 02:58:32 AM »
My first ever job was in a tool and die factory.  We had this not so good guy at drilling machine.  Once he read a number on the blueprint wrong and drilled hole too big - so he fixed it with a pencil in the blueprint.

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #281 on: February 10, 2014, 08:30:18 PM »
My first ever job was in a tool and die factory.  We had this not so good guy at drilling machine.  Once he read a number on the blueprint wrong and drilled hole too big - so he fixed it with a pencil in the blueprint.

Sometimes you wonder  ;D

Dang! I would have just thrown the chips back in the hole and run the drill backward.
That would have been easier, and then no one would have known I screwed up. :)
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« Reply #282 on: March 30, 2014, 02:22:22 PM »
Well, since it's been a while since the last one, and since I don't post very often, I will share two, if that is okay. 

I was working in an indpendent shop near Phoenix, Arizona. The five of us techs were all crammed together in a 12 x 12 metal shed. Man, that shop was hot! And dirty, dimly lighted, and run by folks who didn't believe in stocking parts, which is another story for another time. Cheek to jowl, we were. Fronting a salvage yard, I apprenticed at making the wrong parts do. It was good experience, in a perverse, reverse-psychology sort of way. And as you would expect, the techs there were not exactly cream of the crop. That is, not the most highly skilled. One day the tech next to me, working on a Gold Wing, started yelling. I turned around to see flames shooting out of his project all the way to the shop's mezzanine, which was built of bare wood 2x4s. Well, one thing they teach you in mechanics school is not to take the spark plugs out of an engine you're checking spark on, but to use spare plugs. I'm sure you know why. With the plug laying on the cylinder head next to the open plug hole and the engine cranking over, you have all the ingredients for having your own flame-thrower. And since it was a Gold Wing the configuration of the spark plug holes was ideal, being out in the open and angled like a rocket launcher, for shooting onto the mezzanine of the shop, on which were stored some restored motorcycles. And I do mean shoot! Like something we would have thought up when we were kids finding stupid things to do in the street. Made for an excitng time, I can tell you!

'Nother one.  As you know, vacuum petcocks have been around a pretty long time. And of course these petocks have both a fuel and a vacuum line attached to them. Back when I was an instructor at Motorcycle Mechanics Institute (MMI) in Phoenix, AZ, we had a student get the two lines mixed up. Suzuki for a while made both hoses the same size, so this was more than natural to have happen. Well, she (yes, the student was a gal, if it matters) hard a hard time starting the bike but somehow eventually got it running, and everything was going just fine until, all of a sudden she was screaming, "fire!". Sure enough, the bike was on fire. But then things got even worse. In her panic, she managed to knock the fuel tank off the bike. Yup, you guessed it, now a sizable portion of the workshop was on fire, and she was running around in circles trailing flames from some part of her clothing! And then the instructor, trying to get things unde control, caught himself on fire! The day ended alright without too many more mishaps, but you can believe it when I tell you that most of the instructors tried to avoid this student from then on!
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #283 on: March 30, 2014, 04:11:48 PM »
Many years ago my brother and I went to pick up a new bike in a crate at the Honda warehouse that was at that time in Gardena I think. While my brother went in to sign for the crate I waited for the fork lift operator to load it on our truck. After it was loaded I noticed a three sided flap cut in the cardboard. When I saw it I thought "somebody has helped themselves to the battery or some other prats". But when I opened the flap I found a nice cold six-pack of Coor's beer. It made for a nice ride home but I'm sure somebody was awfully disappointed when they came looking for that crate.
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« Reply #284 on: March 30, 2014, 04:58:08 PM »
 :)  I checked out the thread in your signature.  Cool.
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #285 on: March 30, 2014, 10:21:47 PM »
Oldfart, you just reminded me of another one...  :D

One day we got in a 250 2-stroker that had spent the winter in the owner's shed, under a leaky roof. The engine was stuck, but thru the sparkplug hole I could see it had just a little rust, not a lot, inside. It was also full of oily stuff, the owner said it was penetrating oil. I asked him how much, and he said it was all of the "small Liquid Wrench spray can", whatever size that meant. He was the typical college kid, broke and all, so he wanted to just have it broken free and would ride it with whatever power it happened to have left, for classes. Well, OK...

I tried the usual suspects, but couldn't break it free. So, I tried the last-ditch, which was the propane torch to the cylinder fins until it smoked. Well, until the grease caught on fire, actually. After I had smoked up the shop considerably (but warmed up the engine nicely!), the manager walked back through the waiting room's door to see what all the smoke was about, just as I jumped on the kickstarter for one more try. It broke free just then, and the Liquid Wrench shot out of the sparkplug hole, about 6 feet across the shop, and yep...right into the Boss's eye!

Boy, was he mad. I think it was the 6 ounce can.
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #286 on: March 31, 2014, 02:18:49 AM »
Hondaman, that reminds me of when I was an apprentice.  One day I was at tech school and the teacher pulled up in his beat up old Nissan Pulsar.  It was running on 3 and boiling it's head off.  After letting it cool for an hour or so he decided to pull the plugs and do a compression tester.  The only compression tester we had was one that you had to hold into the plug hole.  He held the tester and I hit the key.  As it spun over, steaming hot coolant shot out of the number 2 plug hole all over his face and shirt.  Luckily it wasn't hot enough to burn him, but he did jump around a bit.  The entire class in the mean time was in stitches ;D.
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #287 on: March 31, 2014, 09:28:34 AM »
I watched a Jeep fall off a lift.
A lube guy had a jeep wrangler on a electric double post lift 6' up, the ears weren't on the frame they were on the step side board. I watched it land on the front tires then bounce to the rear, back and forth about three times then settle.
Not one scratch  8)
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« Reply #288 on: March 31, 2014, 03:13:43 PM »

When the chain went through of the crankcase of my 750K1 I took the engine to the local Honda Dealer to have the crankcase replaced (under warranty).  It was easier to take only the engine to the dealer than the whole motorcycle.

Fast forward a month.  The dealer calls to say my engine was fixed and to pick it up.  I arrived at the dealer, picked up the engine; the head mechanic said here is a bag of leftover gaskets.

I put the engine back in the motorcycle and started it up.  Oil poured out of the engine everywhere.  The left over gaskets were all the o-rings. (I should have wondered why there were left over gaskets in the first place).

Following was my second experience in taking the engine in and out of the frame, and my first experience talking the engine apart and putting it back together.  It didn't leak.

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« Reply #289 on: March 31, 2014, 04:40:51 PM »

When the chain went through of the crankcase of my 750K1 I took the engine to the local Honda Dealer to have the crankcase replaced (under warranty).  It was easier to take only the engine to the dealer than the whole motorcycle.

Fast forward a month.  The dealer calls to say my engine was fixed and to pick it up.  I arrived at the dealer, picked up the engine; the head mechanic said here is a bag of leftover gaskets.

I put the engine back in the motorcycle and started it up.  Oil poured out of the engine everywhere.  The left over gaskets were all the o-rings. (I should have wondered why there were left over gaskets in the first place).

Following was my second experience in taking the engine in and out of the frame, and my first experience talking the engine apart and putting it back together.  It didn't leak.

Harry O.

O-rings..... we don't need no stinking o-rings,  :o
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #290 on: March 31, 2014, 08:22:24 PM »

When the chain went through of the crankcase of my 750K1 I took the engine to the local Honda Dealer to have the crankcase replaced (under warranty).  It was easier to take only the engine to the dealer than the whole motorcycle.

Fast forward a month.  The dealer calls to say my engine was fixed and to pick it up.  I arrived at the dealer, picked up the engine; the head mechanic said here is a bag of leftover gaskets.

I put the engine back in the motorcycle and started it up.  Oil poured out of the engine everywhere.  The left over gaskets were all the o-rings. (I should have wondered why there were left over gaskets in the first place).

Following was my second experience in taking the engine in and out of the frame, and my first experience talking the engine apart and putting it back together.  It didn't leak.

Harry O.

You know...I think the shop where I used to work in Peoria hired that same wrench when they sent me out to run the Pekin shop. He only lasted a week, it took us over 3 weeks to repair everything he 'fixed' in that short time. :(
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« Reply #291 on: March 31, 2014, 09:11:51 PM »
 I was installing the cooling, water and drain piping for a new MRI unit in a hospital. The blueprint clearly showed where the pipes were to tie into existing lines in the basement.
  The problem was I rode the elevator down and followed the wall where it should have been, there was no door anywhere. I asked a maintainance man that worked there to help, he had no answer. I finally bumped into a friend that had worked there for years. He remembered when it was built and coming in to work, he sneaked in the construction door walking across the gravel before the floor was poured over the compacted rock.  I took my problem to the superintendent, he cracked up. We called the architect who sent a rep out to investigate.
 Finally he was forced to say, we just drew it wrong. I said thank you. He asked for what. I replied I'd been waiting 30 years to hear an architect admit he drew it wrong.
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« Reply #292 on: March 31, 2014, 09:19:33 PM »
 There was a plumbing shop that competed with us. They had bought out another shop and maintained the name and business, but they only had one service plumber named Norm. He would drive  whichever truck the call came to.
 One day Norm got a call, went out and did a repair but not to the customers satisfaction. The customer called another shop, here comes a different truck and out pops Norm again. Embarassed he said there was a mixup. The guy then calls our shop and asked the owner HEY that F'N Norm guy don't work for you too does he? Cause I need a plumber out here but I don't want that Norm guy again!
 
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« Reply #293 on: April 01, 2014, 04:28:56 PM »
There was a plumbing shop that competed with us. They had bought out another shop and maintained the name and business, but they only had one service plumber named Norm. He would drive  whichever truck the call came to.
 One day Norm got a call, went out and did a repair but not to the customers satisfaction. The customer called another shop, here comes a different truck and out pops Norm again. Embarassed he said there was a mixup. The guy then calls our shop and asked the owner HEY that F'N Norm guy don't work for you too does he? Cause I need a plumber out here but I don't want that Norm guy again!
 

Yeah - then he went to work for Lakewood Plumbing out here: I called and a guy named Norm came out to fix a dripping T-joint and install for me a new shower faucet set (because this city won't let you do your own plumbing...). When he left, the T-leak was much worse, and the pipes to the new shower faucet were bent in an arc because he just pulled them forward to tighten up the nuts on the wall. The next day it was flooding my basement. I removed all he did, fixed the Tee joint, reinstalled the faucet with nicely bent-to-fit pipes, and called Lakewood Plumbing to tell them about it. All they said was, "Really?". :(
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #294 on: April 02, 2014, 12:56:57 PM »
Someday perhaps I'll relate the full story of my experience with my '67 Mustang at the body shop.
The idiot owner's wife decided to leave him right in the middle of the job and he had a full-fledged melt down.
During that time he let his idiot teen-age sons work on the car.
The end result was some very expensive, very sh!tty work that even today, six years later, still pisses me off.
The car still sits on my shop today, unfinished.  :-\
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #295 on: April 02, 2014, 06:36:33 PM »
Around 1971 I took my 68 Cougar XR7 to a local Earl Scheib ( I know) for a paint job.  I told the manager I wanted the car painted black as it had a black vinyl top and interior.   He told me the car would be ready the next day.  When I arrived he told me car was out back and to take a look at it.  I went back inside I told him there was no black Cougar out there.  He said it's right there pointing to a horrid shade of green painted Cougar.  I showed him my copy of the work order which stated the color was to be black.  He tried to convince me the car looked OK. I told him no way.  So I had to drive around for 2 weeks while the paint hardened enough to be sanded and the correct color applied.  All my friends asked me if I was high or drunk when I selected that color.  The car was repainted the correct color and they did a pretty good job.  Unfortunately a couple of months later we were involved in a accident with a hit and run driver and the car was nearly totaled.

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #296 on: April 02, 2014, 10:11:40 PM »
Someday perhaps I'll relate the full story of my experience with my '67 Mustang at the body shop.
The idiot owner's wife decided to leave him right in the middle of the job and he had a full-fledged melt down.
During that time he let his idiot teen-age sons work on the car.
The end result was some very expensive, very sh!tty work that even today, six years later, still pisses me off.
The car still sits on my shop today, unfinished.  :-\

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #297 on: April 09, 2014, 03:24:41 AM »
I have a Ford 4000 tractor in at work at the moment, we are in the middle of an overhaul of it.  The back half has been sat out the back of the workshop for the past couple of months while we have been waiting on parts and time to get back to it.  The power steering pump was still attached to the steering ram which was still on the back half of the tractor.  The pump was wrapped up in plastic to keep any rain out.  Anyway turns out the boss decided to have a look at what was wrapped in the plastic a couple of weeks back.  He didn't wrap it up again properly.  Last week we had a #$%* load of wind and rain, long story short the plastic blew off and the pump filled with water.  This morning I refitted the engine to the tractor and found the pump.  I figured I would just pull it apart clean the water out and hope it hasn't rusted up too much.  I crack the pump open and found this.  When I rang the owner of the tractor to inform him I was expecting the worst, I've had customers go off and blame me for faults with their vehicles before.  All I got was "Well that explains why the steering has been a little heavy."  Needless to say I haven't seen a pump quite this badly damaged before. ;D

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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #298 on: April 09, 2014, 03:52:16 AM »
That's a beauty, do you collect the more interesting broken parts?
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Re: Shop stories!
« Reply #299 on: April 09, 2014, 03:58:29 AM »
Only when they are something that I've never seen before.  As long as the owner doesn't want it for their wall ;D.
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