Tell us your experience, Bob... or your point (opinion, rather) is invalid.
I'm betting you've never even owned one to be able to say that with any truth.
Dad has a stock '06 since new with 50k miles and he's had no problems whatsoever. It will climb an ice covered wall with the 2 wheel drive. It is a total blast to ride in the sidecar. It's comfortable and does exactly what it is designed to do.
Yes, it was originally built for Soviet wartime riders, but that is Stalin's fault, and the stigma remains even though it has nothing to do with the bikes of today. Yes, they were built in wartime conditions and quality was severely lacking in the rushed builds during the war. That was then.
I don't see how a company can survive almost 8 decades producing "junk". The original engine design was a BMW R71, and to this day the engine is a BMW for all intensive purposes. In their more recent past they've gone to using parts from Nippon-Denso, Brembo and Ducati just to make their crap product even worse. The 2014 looks to be a complete disaster with all those high dollar improvements.
Ya, you're right, total piece of #$%*.
Yep, that was a buttload of sarcasm for ya.
I would challenge you to go test ride one, but I can see that you are settled into your Cold War hatred far too long to even consider the challenge.