Almost home and suddenly I'm dead in the water- no lights, no starter. Pull open fuse box and find main fuse has melted the holder. Look closer and discover that the PO has replaced the 15A with a 20A. Look still closer and realize that it's an automotive fuse in there. Start to doubt PO's assertion that he only did things the right way and that the bike's running like a top.
Put in spare fuse and... Nothing.
Call wife. Push bike home 8 blocks past all the extremely curious and chatty homeless guys (hey buddy, run out of gas?) at the bus station and up the hill to my house. On a whim, try starter. Turns over and runs.
Go inside and get beer.
Clean fuse holder, and connections to fuse holder. Reassemble with dielectric grease.
Yep, still runs.
Go inside and pour another beer. Take naproxen.
Tell story to those who will understand.