Christmas Story...
A elementary teacher asked her class after singing "Silent Night" to draw a picture of what the Nativity Scene might have looked like.
Little Johnny did a good likeness of Joseph, Mary and the baby Jesus, but off to the side was a roly-poly figure.
The teacher, afraid that he had somehow worked St. Nick into the scene asked him who that was. She wasn't sure whether she was relieved or even more worried when the boy responded, " Oh, that's Round John Virgin."
