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Offline roy1

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Last Wish
« on: December 23, 2013, 02:13:14 PM »
A middle aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised him that he had only six months to live. Because of a terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check up.

 The Doctor suggested that he should get his "house in order," make sure his will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life.

 What will you do for the last six months? asked the Doctor.
 His patient thought for a few minutes then replied.
 I think I will go and live with my mother-in-law!

 Surprised by the answer, the Doctor asked, Of all the people, why in the world would you want to live with your Mother in law??
 Because it will be the longest six months of my life!





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Offline LesterPiglet

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Re: Last Wish
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2013, 06:44:48 PM »
Foff roy
'Then' and 'than' are completely different words and have completely different meanings. Same with 'of' and 'have'. Set and sit. There, their and they're. Draw and drawer. Could care less/couldn't care less. Bought/brought FFS.


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