Father Riley walks into the local biker bar in town and immediately draws attention from some of the toughest bikers in the area. He walks up to the first biker he says and asks, “Do you want to go to heaven?"
The biker groused, "Yes."
The priest directs, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then he asks the second biker, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"I sure do," snarled the biker.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.
On a good streak, Father Riley looks around and finds the toughest, meanest biker he can find in the bar, Biker Bob. He walks straight up to him and forcibly asks, "How about you? Do you want to go to heaven?"
Biker Bob stands up straight, glares the priest right in the eye and states, "No, I don't Father."
The priest says, "I can’t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
Biker Bob replies, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
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