A drunk was walking in the woods next to a stream when he came upon a preacher baptizing some folks.
The preacher noticing the alcohol odor asked if the drunk wanted to find Jesus. The drunk said yes. So the preacher immersed the drunk's head in the water. When his head was up the preacher asked him if he found Jesus. The drunk said , No.
So the preacher doused him again and when his head was out of the water the preacher again asked if he had found Jesus. The same answer. No.
A bit exasperated the preacher now dunked the drunk's head under water for about 30 seconds. After letting the drunk stop sputtering the preacher asked ,For Lord's Sake, did you find Jesus ?
The drunk then asked, Are you sure this is where he fell in
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