Don,
Since you have already lamented your lack of garage space, I just wanted to give out a very gracious offer of garage space at my house for your Nine Lives bike. I have a huge 3 car garage and have absolutely no qualms whatsover about booting Logan's Jeep to live outside so as to provide a clean, safe place for her to live.
I promise to take her out regularly for plenty of exercise and, best of all, I won't charge you a single penny for doing all that (swell guy huh?).
PM me and I'll send you my address!

PS. (Great story about the cop. Bet it felt pretty good...after you finally realized you weren't in trouble.