What is the most functional word?
Well - it's "#$%*", that's right, #$%*! #$%* may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:
You can be #$%* faced, #$%* out of luck, or have #$%* for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your #$%* together, find a place for your #$%* or decide to #$%* or get off the pot.
You can smoke #$%*, buy #$%*, sell #$%*, lose #$%*, find #$%*, forget #$%*, and tell others to eat #$%* and die.
Some people know their #$%*, while others can't tell the difference between #$%* and clay.
There are lucky #$%*s, dumb #$%*s, crazy #$%*s, and sweet #$%*s.
There is bull #$%*, horse #$%* and chicken #$%*.
You can throw #$%*, sling #$%*, catch #$%*, shoot #$%*, or duck when #$%* hits the fan.
You can give a #$%* or serve #$%* on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep #$%*, or be happier than a pig in #$%*.
Some days are colder than #$%*, some days are hotter than #$%*, and some days are just plain #$%*.
Sometimes your bike runs like #$%*, other times it's not worth a pinch of #$%*. Then you have the #$%*s.
Some music sounds like #$%*, things can look like #$%*, and there are times when you feel like #$%*.
You can have too much #$%*, not enough #$%*, the right #$%*, the wrong #$%* or a lot of weird #$%*.
You can carry #$%*, have a mountain of #$%*, or find yourself up #$%* creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to #$%*, and other times you fall in a bucket of #$%* and come out
smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your #$%*,
you don't need to know anything else!
You could even pass this along to someone else - if you give a #$%*!
