Kinda reminds me of the bus full of nuns who died and went to heaven.
They lined up single file as St. Peter met them at the gates. He said to the first nun in line, "Sister, you've dedicated your life to Jesus, you're welcomed into heaven, but before you pass through the gates, I have to ask, have you anything you'd like to confess?"
The nun answered sheepishly, "Well, St. Peter, one time, and only once, I touched a man's penis with the tip of my finger, I'm so sorry, I was young and curious!"
St. Peter replied, "Thank you for your honesty, sister, just dip your finger in the holy water and go ahead through the gates."
The second nun in line began to blush as St. Peter addressed her, "Sister, you've dedicated your life to Jesus, you're welcomed into heaven, but before you pass through the gates, I have to ask, have you anything you'd like to confess?"
"Well, St. Peter," the nun answered, "once, when I was young and curious, I touched a man's penis, I'm sorry to say I grabbed it with my whole hand, but it was only once!"
St. Peter comforted the second nun, "it's okay, sister, you are forgiven. Please dip your hand in the holy water and proceed through the gates."
There was a great commotion as one of the nuns further back in the line rushed to the front.
"Sister Mary-Joseph!" St. Peter exclaimed, "there is no hurry, you'll all be welcomed into heaven!"
Sister Mary-Joseph, catching her breath hurriedly explained, "I know, St. Peter, I know... it's just, I want to make sure I can gargle the holy water before Sister Mary-Catherine dips her ass in it!"
