I recall the Monty Python "Summarised Proust Competition" sketch where one of the contestants was asked what were his hobbies outside of summarising Proust. He replied, candidly no doubt, "Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating."
In an aside, the judge commented "He must have let himself down a bit on the hobbies, golf's not very popular around here, but never mind, a good try."
I'm beginning to wonder if there is a parallel here ?
Kev