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Stuttering Cat- as explained by a 4th Grade student:
« on: April 25, 2014, 08:32:24 AM »
A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.

A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some children's stories could become, asked a girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start, and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must have been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl.

"My kitty raised her back and went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff!'


But before she could say 'Fcuk!,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
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Re: Stuttering Cat- as explained by a 4th Grade student:
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2014, 03:03:47 PM »
that's fffffffff funny
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