A man went to vegas with some old buddies to celebrate his 80 year birthday.
When he got up to his hotel suite his buddies told him to sit on the bed and his present will be out shortly. So he sat down and about 20 minutes later a smoking hot 21 year old came out in lingerie and stood in front of him.
He asked her "What are you here for?" she said "Im here to give you 'super' sex." To which he replied "I'll take the soup."
