No, not a gas kind of thing. The walking on rice paper was a thing in a kung fu t.v. show thing that was on way back in the day. David Carridine was a 1/2 Chinese and 1/2 American student of kung fu in China in the mid to late 1800's , much like I am a student of motorcycle art of kung fu kinda thing. Sort of, but not to be confused with the Zen of motorcycling. There has been much to learn Grasshopper said the Master and I was feeling learned, thus the walking on rice paper to test my new enlightenment to see if I had learned enough to leave no trace sounded like the thing to do.. Didn't have rice paper, so newspaper had to do. No trace but how do you get ink out of socks? Who cares ,it matches the oil stains that I still haven't got out of my jeans.
I took your advise David and went to the theater, but they were all polished during the Covid shutdown. Fortunately there is a GL1100 that has been in the corner since I got it years ago that was in need of not looking so ugly. I took today and cleaned that bad boy up to presentable condition. Felt good. Now I'll have to change the belts and clean out the fuel system, carbs, Change all the fluids and waterpump then it should be something worth riding next summer.
Oh , I'm a Grandfather this time ! My youngest daughter just had a boy. Everybody happy. Will be heading down to Pittsburgh sometime to see the little guy and work on their house a little when I get antsy. But there is a Harley in the basement with the widest tire I ever saw on a bike, it's a newer custom machine with a nitrous oxide tube built into each side of the tank. It's a beauty but isn't running. An electrical issue I suppose. They knew a guy who said he knew Harleys , he tried to jump it but had the cables reversed. Genius right? Tried to start it til something got to smoking ,now nothing works. Maybe I should bring it home and fix it/ play with it/ change that rear tire/ ride it / and play with it some more. I was never a Harley guy but this one looks interesting to me.