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Offline Deltarider

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #100 on: June 04, 2014, 09:48:58 AM »
Enough is enough.
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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #101 on: June 04, 2014, 11:31:06 AM »
A variation of one that was said before,
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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #102 on: June 04, 2014, 12:50:44 PM »
Only squirrels crack their nuts.

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #103 on: June 04, 2014, 06:47:35 PM »
Look so you can look again

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #104 on: June 04, 2014, 06:50:17 PM »
You can pick your friends,
And you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose
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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #105 on: June 05, 2014, 03:00:42 AM »
You can pick your friends,
And you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose

Yeah, one of my early English lessons from my wife  ;D

How about:  Second mouse gets the cheese.
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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #106 on: June 05, 2014, 09:15:16 AM »
We always have a sunday morning breakfast ride and often times I get asked if I ever go to church.

To quote Gene (RIP), "I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about riding my motorcycle. "


My favorite saying to people who come to me #$%*ing about stuff or complaining or some such.........."NOT MY PROBLEM".   That sure pisses them off. When my wife starts I just give her the look and she's like...I know I know.....NOT YOUR PROBLEM. :)
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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #107 on: June 05, 2014, 09:36:22 AM »
All you gotta do is do what you gotta do.

Improvise,  Adapt, Overcome
All you gotta do is do what you gotta do.

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #108 on: June 05, 2014, 03:16:01 PM »
There is a special phillips-like screw driver that fits all those cross head screws with a little dot on the head.  Well I will be damned!!
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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #109 on: June 05, 2014, 04:07:12 PM »
Better not to have it than have it and can't find it.

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #110 on: June 05, 2014, 04:09:12 PM »
If at first you don't succeed, try something easier.

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #111 on: June 05, 2014, 04:25:16 PM »
If at first you don't succeed, try sucking something else.... ;D :o
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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #112 on: June 06, 2014, 12:42:05 PM »
FROM MY DAD

TAKE PEOPLE'S ADVICE GRACIOUSLY.. THEN DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT.

FROM MY BOSS

YOU CAN PAY ME NOW, OR YOU CAN PAY ME LATER.  WITH INTEREST.

FROM ME

GO #$%* YOURSELF.

TAKE IT EASY.  JULIO

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #113 on: June 06, 2014, 12:49:52 PM »
Why do you shout at us?
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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #114 on: June 06, 2014, 05:36:11 PM »
Why do you shout at us?

 ;D

Makes me always think "stop yelling at me"

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #115 on: June 07, 2014, 06:46:23 AM »
Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool, than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt.
Can I have a motorcycle when I get old enough?
If you take care of it.
What do you have to do?
Lot’s of things. You’ve been watching me.
Will you show me all of them?
Sure.
Is it hard?
Not if you have the right attitudes. It’s having the right attitudes that’s hard.

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #116 on: June 07, 2014, 09:14:07 PM »
One who text while riding soon find [his] crack up.  ;D
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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #117 on: June 12, 2014, 10:22:29 AM »
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Can I have a motorcycle when I get old enough?
If you take care of it.
What do you have to do?
Lot’s of things. You’ve been watching me.
Will you show me all of them?
Sure.
Is it hard?
Not if you have the right attitudes. It’s having the right attitudes that’s hard.

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #118 on: June 12, 2014, 11:00:16 AM »
Youth is wasted on the young.
A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving. --Lao Tsu

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #119 on: June 24, 2014, 05:19:14 PM »
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


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Can I have a motorcycle when I get old enough?
If you take care of it.
What do you have to do?
Lot’s of things. You’ve been watching me.
Will you show me all of them?
Sure.
Is it hard?
Not if you have the right attitudes. It’s having the right attitudes that’s hard.

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #120 on: June 24, 2014, 05:39:18 PM »
Quotes from my former boss

Give your head a shake, what's the worst that can happen!

All around a pig's a$$ is pork!

He's tighter than a pig's a$$ in fly season!

That would knock a dog off a gut cart!

They'll take quicker to that than a ghost to an old shed!

and my favourite one which I have never figured out

The days of $hittin' in your sock and throwin' it out the window are long gone!

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #121 on: June 24, 2014, 05:40:16 PM »
"Free is good".

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #122 on: June 24, 2014, 06:05:37 PM »
stupid is hard to take back..

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #123 on: June 24, 2014, 06:08:22 PM »
You can't fix stupid.
A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving. --Lao Tsu

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Re: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)
« Reply #124 on: June 24, 2014, 06:11:55 PM »
Anybody can jump a motorcycle. The problem starts when you try to land it.
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