Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44377 times)

Schnell · « **Reply #125 on:** June 24, 2014, 06:34:52 PM »

Being stupid is like being dead. It's painless except to those who know you.

edwardmorris · « **Reply #126 on:** June 24, 2014, 07:35:50 PM »

Common sense is uncommon.

krusty · « **Reply #127 on:** June 24, 2014, 08:21:24 PM »

A garage can never be too big.

70CB750 · « **Reply #128 on:** June 25, 2014, 03:11:36 AM »

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

evanphi · « **Reply #129 on:** June 25, 2014, 04:42:14 AM »

A tornado over a freshly fertilized field will cause a #$%*storm.

Don R · « **Reply #130 on:** June 25, 2014, 05:35:14 AM »

Duct Tape, won't fix stupid but it will muffle the sound.

DH · « **Reply #131 on:** June 25, 2014, 07:45:56 AM »

Life is not fair.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #132 on:** June 25, 2014, 03:05:41 PM »

Quote from: Don R on June 25, 2014, 05:35:14 AM

Duct Tape, won't fix stupid but it will muffle the sound.

HondaMan · « **Reply #133 on:** June 25, 2014, 10:22:20 PM »

What do you do when you miss your in-laws?

Reload.

Oldtech · « **Reply #134 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:28:54 AM »

A wet bird seldom flys at night.

evanphi · « **Reply #135 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:52:25 AM »

I'm always right. I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Markcb750 · « **Reply #136 on:** June 26, 2014, 09:39:19 AM »

There are old riders and there are bold riders, but damn few old bold riders. (or pilots)

webbie99 · « **Reply #137 on:** June 26, 2014, 10:35:33 AM »

If it ain't broke, fix it till it is!

krusty · « **Reply #138 on:** June 26, 2014, 10:44:07 AM »

It is said.
Bald men are great lovers.
Bearded men are great thinkers.
Bald men with beards just think they're great lovers.

catsoup · « **Reply #139 on:** June 26, 2014, 11:05:17 AM »

drive it like you stole it

750K · « **Reply #140 on:** June 28, 2014, 09:54:11 PM »

Take any advice lucky gives with a grain of salt, some of it is good advice. Most of it is misinformation...

trueblue · « **Reply #141 on:** June 29, 2014, 02:57:00 AM »

Quote from: 750K on June 28, 2014, 09:54:11 PM

Take any advice lucky gives with a grain of salt, some of it is good advice. Most of it is misinformation...

Nothing can be idiot proofed, the world keeps producing better idiots.

rickman750 · « **Reply #142 on:** June 29, 2014, 03:36:08 AM »

If the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Markcb750 · « **Reply #143 on:** June 29, 2014, 04:30:39 AM »

"A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry."

Schnell · « **Reply #144 on:** June 29, 2014, 06:30:05 AM »

A man's wealth is not measured by how much he has, but in how little he wants.

Conversely:

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. (Seneca)

Gurp · « **Reply #145 on:** June 29, 2014, 07:11:09 AM »

If you don't eat the box, someone else will.

dhall57 · « **Reply #146 on:** June 29, 2014, 10:54:52 AM »

No matter how big your house is
No matter how big your bank account is
Everyones grave will be the same size

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #147 on:** June 30, 2014, 06:47:25 AM »

Knowledge is knowing what to say. Wisdom is knowing when to say it.

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calj737 · « **Reply #148 on:** June 30, 2014, 08:20:59 AM »

Quote from: OldSchool_IsCool on June 30, 2014, 06:47:25 AM

Knowledge is knowing what to say. Wisdom is knowing when to say it.

A variation to this: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #149 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:33:40 PM »

Quote from: calj737 on June 30, 2014, 08:20:59 AM

Quote from: OldSchool_IsCool on June 30, 2014, 06:47:25 AM
Knowledge is knowing what to say. Wisdom is knowing when to say it.

A variation to this: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I had a school teacher send my 5 year old daughter home to tell her dad that "he is wrong, A tomato is a vegetable" and marked her work wrong, I sent my little girl back to school with a nice little reply and a dictionary so she {the teacher} could "educate" herself... Amazing....

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Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44377 times)

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