Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44413 times)

nccb · « **Reply #200 on:** August 07, 2014, 12:41:18 PM »

Quote from: DH on August 07, 2014, 11:48:12 AM

Never dip your pen in company ink.

or a street hussy

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #201 on:** August 07, 2014, 03:12:11 PM »

That'll put some lead in your pencil....

evanphi · « **Reply #202 on:** August 08, 2014, 04:56:37 AM »

Don't stick your "pen" in crazy.

Markcb750 · « **Reply #203 on:** August 09, 2014, 04:06:42 PM »

the worst i ever had was terrific. (and some of it was crazy

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dhall57 · « **Reply #204 on:** August 09, 2014, 04:55:46 PM »

Years ago I worked with older gentleman who had alot of different sayings. Couple things he would always tell me was:

Son just remember their is nothing worse than loose booty in the house

Don't matter who the girl is if you've got enough money that dress will go up like a window shade

MoMo · « **Reply #205 on:** August 09, 2014, 09:09:58 PM »

Quote from: dhall57 on August 09, 2014, 04:55:46 PM

Years ago I worked with older gentleman who had alot of different sayings. Couple things he would always tell me was:

Son just remember their is nothing worse than loose booty in the house

Don't matter who the girl is if you've got enough money that dress will go up like a window shade

sounds like a real colorful character, must have been a trip working with him...Larry

Ichiban 4 · « **Reply #206 on:** August 09, 2014, 10:47:37 PM »

Hmmm..been thinking about posting on this thread for some time.

My "quotes of enlightenment" usually tend to follow Buddhist teachings I've followed over the years. "Enlightenment" in this case referring to an awareness that transcends..or goes beyond the mundane world we usually take for granted..assume to be "real".

My contribution to this exercise: The past is a distorted remembrance of what was..the future an imagined version of what may or may not happen; reality exists and develops from our experience of what is happening right here and now.

Was feeling that some here may get this..some not..but thanks for reading..

Ichi

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #207 on:** August 10, 2014, 03:17:13 PM »

Feed a cold, starve a fever give PMS whatever the FVCK it wants!!

Schnell · « **Reply #208 on:** August 10, 2014, 04:58:44 PM »

Quote from: Ichiban 4 on August 09, 2014, 10:47:37 PM

Hmmm..been thinking about posting on this for some time. Always seems I'll be considered too weird or just plain different than what most thinking seems to follow here. So..what the hello..

My "quotes of enlightenment" usually tend to follow the Buddhist teachings I've followed for the past 40+ years. "Enlightenment" in this case referring to an awareness that transcends..or goes beyond the mundane world we usually take for granted..assume to be "real".

Anyway..my contribution to this exercise is: The past is a distorted remembrance of what was..the future is an imagined version of what could or could not happen; the only true reality exists and develops from our experience of what is happening right here and now.

Was feeling that some here may get this..some not..but I love all you guys and gals regardless..and for putting up with this old Honda fart's comments over the years..

Gassho..domo arrigato..

Ichi

Paraphrased: pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

Markcb750 · « **Reply #209 on:** August 10, 2014, 05:08:19 PM »

IOW F' it, lets party now!

rb550four · « **Reply #210 on:** August 10, 2014, 05:28:25 PM »

I discovered a new quote today....
There's nothing that you can't do on a car hood that you can't do on your kitchen table.

coffee_brake · « **Reply #211 on:** August 10, 2014, 09:34:12 PM »

Maybe I'm in the wrong place.

nccb · « **Reply #212 on:** August 11, 2014, 11:08:39 AM »

Quote from: DH on August 10, 2014, 08:14:44 PM

An older gentleman once told me There are three kinds of (enter the explative),
Good, better, and best. Some of the best ones come from dirty old guys.

I don't want imagine any of what could be inserted into the explicative

DH · « **Reply #213 on:** August 11, 2014, 05:01:32 PM »

Ok guys, I removed the last 3. Just meant as a joke. I'll be good. Carry on.

coffee_brake · « **Reply #214 on:** August 11, 2014, 07:36:03 PM »

Naw, just nevermind.

You gotta have a thick skin to hang with riders anyway, but you need a thick skin AND enough wisdom to look waaaay back at a couple or three decades ago and that frame of mind if you want to talk with vintage folks with vintage machines. Seems I forgot about that last part when I took offense at the belittling of my gender.
I don't think most of you really mean it anyway. The same ones of you willing to offer a little advice for my 650 are many of the same ones making it sound like indoor plumbing precludes riding ability.

So here's mine:

"Good girls sit. Bad bytches ride."

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #215 on:** August 27, 2014, 12:09:56 PM »

HUMANS: Earth's most successful invasive species.

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dgedinyte · « **Reply #216 on:** August 27, 2014, 01:39:14 PM »

Confuscious say:Boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on hand.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #217 on:** August 27, 2014, 03:59:20 PM »

Quote from: dgedinyte on August 27, 2014, 01:39:14 PM

Confuscious say:Boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on hand.

Confucius also say, man with dick on head can't see for nuts.....

Frankencake · « **Reply #218 on:** August 27, 2014, 06:47:25 PM »

People who suffer from depression live in the past, which does not exist anymore.
People who suffer from anxiety live in the future, which might not exist ever.
People who live in the moment, live.

Frankencake · « **Reply #219 on:** August 27, 2014, 06:50:45 PM »

My favorite from an old boss of mine would say this as I was working on a project and about to do something wrong and I was convinced I was doing the right thing. Every time he said it, I knew I was had.
He would just say "Believe me now or believe me later. It's up to you."

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #220 on:** August 27, 2014, 07:01:57 PM »

Some people learn by reading.
Some people learn by listening.
Then there are those that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves!

70CB750 · « **Reply #221 on:** August 28, 2014, 03:22:14 AM »

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

MoMo · « **Reply #222 on:** August 28, 2014, 04:17:33 AM »

Quote from: 70CB750 on August 28, 2014, 03:22:14 AM

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

A politician?

Yoshimatic · « **Reply #223 on:** August 30, 2014, 01:23:09 PM »

This is a real quote from Winston Churchill.
His secretary said to him " if you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee".
He replied with "if you were my wife I'd drink it"

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #224 on:** September 16, 2014, 06:41:31 AM »

If you can't fix it with a hammer, then the problem is electrical.

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Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44413 times)

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