Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours)

[Don R]

 Sometimes no reason is reason enough -- me, a couple minutes ago.

[OldSchool_IsCool]

I hear voices, and they don't like you.


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[OldSchool_IsCool]

Middle Age: when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places.


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[HondaMan]

I hear voices, and they don't like you.


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My voices are bigger than your voices!
Or...maybe there's just more of them?

[Retro Rocket]

I hear voices, and they don't like you.


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My voices are bigger than your voices!
Or...maybe there's just more of them?

I'm a schizophrenic and I am too....

[Grnrngr]

I hear voices, and they don't like you.


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My voices are bigger than your voices!
Or...maybe there's just more of them?

Most of the voices in my head told me to stay home and clean my guns today.

Without nipples, titties would be pointless.

[HondaMan]

Never attempt to ride a CB750 up a U-Haul truck's aluminum loading ramp.

(Don't ask, it still hurts...)

[toolguy]

What you get when you don't get what you want is called EXPERIENCE

[Markcb750]

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.     

[calj737]

If you think you have all the answers, you're asking the wrong questions...

[70CB750]

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

[70CB750]

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

[evanphi]

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.     

My wife performed a song cycle of modern quotes from comedians, authors, etc... and this was one of them. "Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do!"

[70CB750]

Sounds bit like my wife 


The software box said 'Requires Windows95 or better'. So I installed Linux

[evanphi]

Another from the song cycle she did (great way to end!)

A gift of a pearl is great for your girl,
or any good friend in your group.
However...
take care to conceal
and never reveal...
That it's petrified oyster poop!

[Grnrngr]

Doors marked PULL
reduce the speed
of those who PUSH
before they read

[Gurp]

Violence usually does not solve the issue but it makes me feel a lot better.

[Yamahawk]

...The many products of pen in hand,
Could make you 10 or 15 grand...
But, here, we all in silence sit,
And read this $hithouse Poet's Wit...

Me, 35 years ago at Fermi II.
Charlie "The Hawk"

[BradyN]

“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

[rumpleblumpkinz]

If it ain’t tight, it ain’t right

[Gurp]

"Pussy is like politics. The left is too loose, right is too tight. You gotta find one in the middle to have a good time.

[Holubs]

"You see the damndest things....when you don't have a gun."      R.J. Holub (my father)

[WhyNot2]

Here I sit all broken hearted...........
came to #$%* but only farted...........

Then one day I toke a chance.........
tried to fart and #$%* my pants........

[Gurp]

"You see the damndest things....when you don't have a gun."      R.J. Holub (my father)

This is a good one!

[Holubs]

My father told me that a number of times. The one I most remember is when we were driving down a gravel road in rural Iowa in our old 1966 F250 Ford farm truck and saw a big racoon balanced on top of an electrical pole.

Holubs