Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44613 times)

Greaser Greg · « **Reply #425 on:** January 30, 2019, 06:47:21 PM »

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift; that's why it's called " the present".

Greaser Greg · « **Reply #426 on:** January 30, 2019, 06:48:29 PM »

With one foot in yesterday and the other in tomorrow, you're pissing all over today.

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #427 on:** January 31, 2019, 02:37:32 PM »

Having your feet planted on both sides of the fence will get your nut sack filled with splinters.

Don R · « **Reply #428 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:59:52 PM »

I have exactly 12 inches but don't use it as a rule.

Gurp · « **Reply #429 on:** February 04, 2019, 04:16:30 AM »

I ain't gay but $20 is $20...

my name is nobody · « **Reply #430 on:** February 07, 2019, 03:15:59 AM »

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes because there is too much fraternising with the enemy.

Gurp · « **Reply #431 on:** February 16, 2019, 06:24:49 AM »

Man who drinks too much coffee sits on the pot all day.

70CB750 · « **Reply #432 on:** March 01, 2019, 05:48:36 AM »

“If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars. Just intense negotiations every twenty eight days.”

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #433 on:** April 04, 2019, 01:20:18 PM »

Not all breakthroughs are welcome things.

Example: breaking through toilet paper

Gurp · « **Reply #434 on:** April 17, 2019, 09:56:16 AM »

Brown nosers say that always get away with more #$%*.

jgger · « **Reply #435 on:** April 17, 2019, 12:43:26 PM »

Just because you have an opinion on something............doesn't really mean you are smart!

dave the welder · « **Reply #436 on:** April 17, 2019, 07:27:34 PM »

just because your are offended doesn't mean you are right

dave the welder · « **Reply #437 on:** April 17, 2019, 07:28:23 PM »

if you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem

spotty · « **Reply #438 on:** April 17, 2019, 08:13:25 PM »

religion is a lot like vegimite - it's a lot easier to swallow if you were brought up on the stuff

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #439 on:** April 18, 2019, 05:59:45 PM »

It Is Difficult to Get a Man to Understand Something When His Salary Depends Upon His Not Understanding It

-Upton Sinclair-

Stretch · « **Reply #440 on:** April 19, 2019, 04:38:36 AM »

Good judgement comes from experience, unfortunately a lot of my experience comes from bad judgement.

70CB750 · « **Reply #441 on:** April 19, 2019, 07:25:06 AM »

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #442 on:** April 19, 2019, 10:37:13 AM »

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.

-Douglas Adams-

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #443 on:** April 25, 2019, 06:55:11 PM »

Honesty is everything. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made!!

Ichiban 4 · « **Reply #444 on:** April 25, 2019, 08:28:59 PM »

Quote from: Greaser Greg on January 30, 2019, 06:47:21 PM

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift; that's why it's called " the present".

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To give a little Zen spin on Greg's quote above: The past is illusory-the future isn't here yet-the only thing that's real is what's happening in the here-and-now".

Some here may be old enough here to remember the late 60's thru 70's as adults. The quote above was a favorite of Ram Dass AKA Dr. Richard Alpert (he's still alive and kicking in Hawaii BTW..think he's 87 now?).

Cheers..Ichi

Old Moe Toe · « **Reply #445 on:** April 26, 2019, 12:22:38 AM »

There are 10 kinds of people; those who understand Binary Notation and those who don’t.

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #446 on:** April 27, 2019, 09:53:20 AM »

If it can’t be fixed with duct tape, then you’re not using enough duct tape.

Don R · « **Reply #447 on:** April 29, 2019, 09:36:25 PM »

There are two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #448 on:** April 30, 2019, 08:16:06 AM »

Let's go Racing

So what if it's electric?

Tracksnblades1 · « **Reply #449 on:** April 30, 2019, 09:45:49 AM »

My uncle's shared experiences and expressions to a captive nephew when working on junk.

"Oh sh*t he knows that as well as he knows every 1/4 inch of his d*c (manhood)..." usually talking about money or someone selling something with a known defect.

"Reflecting back now boys, even the worst I ever had, was pretty darn good" " There's no such thing, you know, as bad pu**y just some is a lot better... " but watch out for "crazy" well you'll need to try that once too.

"There's not to much bragging or many rulers in the high school shower room." "Is there?"

A man with this receding hair line like this is a "thinker" as he point to his frontal lobes.
A man with this bald spot back here like this is a "lover" as he points to his male pattern baldness.
After a pause and barely a grin. He declares, " but when you have both like me.........
...."You just Think your a Lover"

"Just a c*nt hair more". usually a blonde one, but occasionally a red or black one.

To the bolt that resisted every technique known to man to remove without purchasing a new one.
As he lights "Natillda Le Burne" his torch, " B*tch you will...."

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Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44613 times)