Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44333 times)

AJK · « **Reply #75 on:** May 30, 2014, 05:06:32 AM »

Quote from: dave500 on May 30, 2014, 04:49:37 AM

Quote from: AJK on May 30, 2014, 03:59:25 AM
The light at the end of the tunnel just could be a train.
I rode a bike through that tunnel!castlemaine Victoria.

Don't eat yellow snow.

I love these old tunnels. We have a few down here as well, some water filled. Is that a XT250 in the background? Looks a bit like my old one, red with gold rims.

Did you see the light?

dave500 · « **Reply #76 on:** May 30, 2014, 05:14:15 AM »

no light!thats a used line!yeah an xt250,file photo with a double scan,thats an it200 aswell,brand new!that chevy ute was there forever then one day it was gone,was in no where man someone put in a great effort to retrieve it,i still have the badge off the seat,it had a gmh badge?"product of GMH.dig dirt bikes?

edwardmorris · « **Reply #77 on:** May 30, 2014, 10:42:49 AM »

Plan your work, work your plan.

dave500 · « **Reply #78 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:37:31 PM »

proper
planning
prevents
piss
poor
performance

atm cycles · « **Reply #79 on:** May 31, 2014, 04:26:58 AM »

When buying or selling bikes remember "there's an ass for every seat"

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #80 on:** May 31, 2014, 12:28:19 PM »

You'll be OK, just don't do two stupid things at the same time.

Grnrngr · « **Reply #81 on:** May 31, 2014, 02:56:02 PM »

If it's worth doing over, it's worth doing right the first time

rb550four · « **Reply #82 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:06:43 PM »

I sold big trucks for a while, The saying there was there's a seat for every a$$ and an a$$ for every seat.
Then there was always a guy who would you'd spend hrs with,he's just about to sign the papers when he's unsure of his deal . He steps back and says" If I bring my wife, will you dicker?"
Reply " Depends what she looks like."

I wonder why none of us were ever fired?

AJK · « **Reply #83 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:54:18 PM »

The last 10% takes 90% of the time

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #84 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:06:06 PM »

There are three kinds of people out there. Those that learn by reading, the few that learn by observation, and the rest who just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Don R · « **Reply #85 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:23:25 PM »

Never take it apart until you are ready to put it back together.

It's not that I'm so smart I don't make mistakes, I've just already made most of them and remember how it turned out.

dave500 · « **Reply #86 on:** May 31, 2014, 10:20:19 PM »

id buy that for a dollar!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cL1HisrNc

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #87 on:** June 01, 2014, 01:03:16 AM »

Have we had a SH!T HAPPENS yet...?

dave500 · « **Reply #88 on:** June 01, 2014, 01:14:33 AM »

It just happened!

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #89 on:** June 02, 2014, 06:19:12 AM »

Loud Pipes Piss Off Voters.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

70CB750 · « **Reply #90 on:** June 02, 2014, 06:28:25 AM »

Women with big butt live longer than men who tell them that.

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #91 on:** June 02, 2014, 06:59:51 AM »

Life is uncertain; Death is for sure. Work is the cause; Wind is the cure.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

ryanj · « **Reply #92 on:** June 02, 2014, 07:58:35 PM »

Two pearls from my old man:

1. It's better to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission.

2. He who hesitates is a pussy.

Don R · « **Reply #93 on:** June 02, 2014, 08:51:52 PM »

If it was easy, the girl scouts would be doing it instead of messin around with them cookies.

Hunter 1 · « **Reply #94 on:** June 03, 2014, 08:53:52 AM »

You can`t climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.

DH · « **Reply #95 on:** June 03, 2014, 09:09:14 AM »

You'll never know unless you ask

dave500 · « **Reply #96 on:** June 03, 2014, 12:35:20 PM »

you can sit on a mountain but you cant sit on a pin.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #97 on:** June 03, 2014, 03:38:17 PM »

Quote from: dave500 on June 03, 2014, 12:35:20 PM

you can sit on a mountain but you cant sit on a pin.

Well you can but it would be a real pain in the ass...

Hon3ybadger · « **Reply #98 on:** June 04, 2014, 08:31:36 AM »

Work smarter, not harder.

KRONUS0100 · « **Reply #99 on:** June 04, 2014, 09:22:04 AM »

"F-CK BET THAT HURT!!! DO IT AGAIN!"

News:

Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44333 times)

AJK

AJK

DH